Best News Bloopers September 2017

Best News Bloopers September 2017


Today when we drove down, right before the
show started and it was pretty easy. You guys having a good time? There it is! Oh my gosh. Best News Bloopers September 2017. Cycle cross
race will having people going thru the sand, up the hills…oh! For ducks sake, excuse me, I just said that
on air. Tom, um. (Reporters laugh). Over the border in Rhode Island, folks there
are seeing big waves. A coast guard keeping an eye out. We are starting to learn. Uh oh. Let’s see. Let’s go right in the middle there. Alright! So. But they tell us they do believe he was wearing
a white t-shirt and blue jeans whenever he took off. Live in Austin Jacqueline Powell. TMZ news. Of course, you will be wearing a life vest,
right? Yep. And um… Oh! Oh! And ah. This is what the life vest is supposed to
look like. That’s good for the first time in MexiCali. Sorry. For the first time in MexiCali? Gayle Anderson live with the five ships in
town for the holiday tradition you don’t wanna miss this one, Gayle? Get over it. Get over it. Okay! We’ll get over it. (laughing) A pulling the European…pulling…oh
gosh. Gosh. Gosh. Gosh. We’ll go back to Jon Craig um as soon as we
sort out the issues there. Good Thursday morning to you. I’m Joy Redmond. The time is 7:57. Take a look here as MDOTtraffic zooms into
an accident you certainly want to be aware of as you’re heading out the door this morning. (Laughing) Alright let’s focus on me. (Music) Hello and welcome. The big day is, don’t walk that way Lydia. Oh! Sorry! You don’t have to relegate yourselves to crackers
and Ding Dongs, right? I mean I do love a good Ding Dong. Yeah. A fairly quiet weekend. 88 in Mobile. Fairhope. 88 in Pesacola. (Weird sound) Destin at 88. Today. Tonight. Tomorrow. It will feel more like fall. Right now as we take a look across (laughs)
the region (Reporters laughing in background). This up along Punta Gorda and North Port now. This is…hello! This is up in Charlotte county. Thank you for letting us borrow your maps. Charlotte county. 30 by 38 mph gusts. This is weird. Now if Kristin and I went…Yes? We’d leave with like 6 animals. Yeah we would. (Laughing) We would literally be just just
like this. The dog ladies here, right? Get you ladies there’s a limit. I know. Hey! No. Uh oh. He ate mic. That’s all part of the process. I mean these are animals. (Laughing) I said I hoped those DVRs were
rolling. Neighbors say they trying to find the owners
but no one has claimed them yet now they are trying to figure out what to do next. There is a cow. What? A cow. A cow is coming. It’s running this way. Look at that dog go! He is a pro football player, no? He is the MVP of the league. He loves that ball. (Barks) For 24 hours in her apartment. Couldn’t get in touch with any emergency services,
because there was such an overabundance of people. Um. That were trying to make contact. I just caught the baseball. That’s what you hear in the background. Nice catch Chris. So anyway. Um. Sergio Dipp (very nervous): Coach it’s a pleasure
to be with you guys. Here on the field. From up close. Just watching. Coach Vance Joseph. From here. You watch him now on the screen. This diversity in his background is helping
him a lot tonight. Quarterback at Colorado. Defensive back in the NFL. And here he is! Having the time of his life!!! Fletcher, Shareef, and Coach Jim Moore. The later it gets, the less patient coach
gets with Fletcher and Shareef. Guys? (laughing) Scott just said the later it gets,
Jim, the less patient you get with us. Is that true? Who said that? Scott. Ha. Ha. Tell Scott he’s full of it. That’s okay. Sorry about that. He’s full of it. How about that? Yes. He uh. We’re live. That’s okay. Was that live? We’re live. No it wasn’t. That was live. We’ll just move past it. Oh my gosh. That’s okay. Let’s just move past it. Are you serious? Yes. How about this? Let’s hear from. Sorry gang. That’s okay. Over the last two years, hundreds have landed
in the Summit County medical examiner’s office. My brother used to break in our house and
steal the TV. But now he’s gone. It’s not the first time and they don’t believe
it’ll be the last. Anthony Davis a freshman at Edward Waters
College is new to the Jacksonsville area. Just got here. Not even two weeks here and he is a victim
of a crime. You don’t know how to react. He’s not showing his face because he’s scared. Police say Davis was at this Shell gas station
just before 11 pm. About a mile from his dorm room. When a man walked up to him. It was pointed at my waist. The man told him. He said “Lemme get those keys”. Davis scared for his life didn’t hesitate. My life is more important than that car so
I let him have the keys. President Trump asking for the toughest sanctions
ever against North Augusta. Coming up, why the President is calling the
measure that passed not a big deal. North Korea. North…we think. What did I say? You said North Augusta which he may be mad
at us. In retrospect, maybe Trump is mad at North
Augusta. (laughing) North Augusta put down those nukes. Find out our latest Disney color
the weather winner which receives a friendly forecaster coloring book. That honor goes to Hardy HaHa. I believe I have misspelled the last name. That is not. I was about to say that is the best last name
ever. (laughing) The winner this morning is Izzy
Hoffman. Pay no attention to that name. Izzy Hoffman is today’s winner and uh. Does Hardy Haha exist? I don’t even want to know about that. I have no idea what’s going on. (laughing) But anyway, uh. There will be an US Airforce F-22, the Navy’s F-A18 Super Hornie. The super hornie? Is that supposed to be hornet? I. I said horn anything. I don’t know. I don’t know. Alright. I was thinking that over here. Yeah. I am not sure what that’s all about. I said it. I read it. It was in the prompter and then I thought
I don’t know. Okay. We’ll double check that because that would
be an interesting name for a plane. There have never been any typos before in
any of our scripts. No. No. None at all. Okay. Well, uh. That woke me up here. Uh. According to witnesses, a female jogger relieves
herself in public and then runs away. It’s not like it’s private people can see
you. I mean we’re seeing her so. Pants around ankles in broad daylight. Her kids saw it happen first. They came screaming. You know you’re not going to believe this. They are like crying. I am like what. They are like there’s a lady going to the
bathroom. (laughing) You know. She is creating some motivation for herself
to run. Because by doing that obviously, she’s running
away. She’s getting a head start on her jog. (laughing)
Jeff don’t do. No. No? There is no excuse for this. Pensioner bothers guests and staff at a luxury
resort hotel by brandishing scissors during a drunken rampage. 72 year old Robert Fargus was joined by his
wife Ruth who was sporting a nighty. She said she would tell the staff at McDonald
hotel in Berkshire. Mr. Fargus was fined a total of two thousand
seven hundred and fifty pounds. (laughing) Excuse me. And Dundies Flower and Food Festival kicks
off today. The event is expected to attract tens of thousands
of people down country park. It will feature food, horticulture, and will
play host to this years Scotch broth chocolate chips. (laughing) That’s all for now. We’re back in an hour but first here’s a quick
look at all of your local weather. Oh sorry. Sorry. (laughing) Well. That will be one of my finer moments on I’m
sure. Go ahead. Not only that but I’m chewing gum. I know. Never ever chew gum. (laughing) It’s so hard. But. Wow. Uh. Wendy Burch. Let’s send it over to you! (Barely audible) Hi Henry I am sitting in
for Ginger Chan this morning. You know we just don’t know how to handle
humidity. Uh but you know whose got things in hand. Oh. They say I don’t have a microphone. It must have fallen off. Standby. Oh Wendy. Did you have coffee this morning? Here it is! Here it is! Are you okay? It’s just been a rough morning. We noticed. I’m telling you the detour diva. It’s tough in here. It’s tough in here. Okay. Where was I? Stop the hammering! Stop the hammering out there! Whose got a hammer? Where is it? Where’s the hammer? Is it on the? Go up to the other floor. Somebody go up there and stop the hammering! Stop the hammering! Watch this. Why does she have a handbag when she’s in
her own house? Sponsorship. You always carry your handbags everywhere. No. No. Not in my own house Karl. Yes you do. Certainly not in my own house room. Would that be a clutch maybe? No that’s not a clutch. Oh. No. No. Do you reckon she’s looking more and more
like Mrs. Doubtfire everyday? No. (laughing) We love Mrs. Doubtfire. I love the Queen. You know that. You can get deported for those sorts of comments
Karl. Well not allowed in the country which would
be terrible. (laughing) Ah well. It’s better than other endings. Thanks Sylvia. What a way to go out! Quick! Whoa! Not good. What just happened? Did he bite it? He ate the camera. (laughing) Well that was funny.

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