Easter: A Scottish three year old’s take…

Easter: A Scottish three year old’s take…


Dad, are you painting a face on an egg? Yes I am Have you lost your mind? No, it’s for Easter! Ugh, Easter! Ok, what’s wrong with Easter now? I just don’t understand what it’s all about Why do you give me chocolate? How’d you mean? When I ask for chocolate, mum says “no no no not good for you” Sometimes you give me more chocolate what I can eat Like when? Easter Halloween Christmas My birthday Ok ok The country is gripped by obesity! All our celebrations have loads of chocolate I suppose you’re right I don’t get the characters either What characters? The Easter characters We learnt all about Easter at nursery Yeah Are Easter Bunny and Jesus best pals? Well not really… Is Easter Bunny in the bible? Does he carry a basket of eggs all the time? Well, thing is, he’s not really in the… Does Jesus totally love chocolate then? Well, thing is, the Easter Bunny’s not really in the bible What do you think Jesus’s favourite chocolate is? Eh I don’t think he had a favourite My favourite’s buttons Listen Isla, lots of people believe lots of different things but the most important thing is that we have fun together You know what I really don’t get? What’s that? Bunnies don’t even lay eggs!

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