Those other social networks. They just move too fast. Sometimes, I just need to get away from it all… and unwind with other dads. That’s why I use Google Dads. Your dad handle is how you connect with other dads. I chose my dad handle because I’m a pretty fun guy… …also, I’m Kyle’s dad. My favorite thing about google dads? Connecting with other dads who… ….have the same interests I used to have. My dad piles help me keep track of things I’d get around to if I had more time. Or the people I’d hang out with if I… ….hadn’t lost touch. I can never keep track of anything. There’s just, so much stuff going on. So, I just toss it on the dad pile. Then there’s dad roulette…. …it’s a great way to connect with other dads. Anonymously. You should hear the shit we talk about. It’s the biggest poop I’ve ever seen, it looked like a grown man had pooped his diaper. Being a dad is the most satisfying thing I’ve ever accidentally done three times. What’s that? Well that’s just my digital dad cave… It’s where I go when… I’m recording a commercial! Because, I’m trying to put some food on the table. Yep… You’re right…sorry. Didn’t mean to yell. I love you.