High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

High Witness News – People Lie About Being High


AS YOU KNOW, WE DO OUR SHOW HERE IN LOS ANGELES, WHERE MARIJUANA IS LEGAL FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES. AND YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO ONE OF THESE SHOPS YOU KNOW THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT PRODUCTS OUT THERE. SMOKEABLES, EDIBLES, VAPE PENS, PATCHES, YOU NAME IT THEY MAKE IT.
SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH THAT. WE WENT TO VENICE BEACH AND ASKED PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE MARIJUANA ENTHUSIASTS TO ■TRY SOMETHING CALLED THE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE. NOW, USUALLY EDIBLES WILL TAKE A WHILE, ABOUT HALF AN HOUR TO KICK IN. WE TOLD THEM THIS ONE WORKS IN FIVE SECONDS. [ LAUGHTER ] THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS AN INCREDIBLE EDIBLE. WE MADE IT UP. IN FACT, WHAT WE GAVE THEM WAS JUST A RG PIECE OF CANDY WITH NO POT IN IT AT ALL. BUT DID THAT STOP THEM FROM FEELING IT IN FIVE SECONDS OR LESS? LET’S FIND OUT IN A NEW EDITION OF “HIGH WITNESS NEWS.” [ APPLAUSE ]>>WOULD YOU SAY YOU ENJOY MARIJ>>WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY A NEW EDIBLE? IT’S CALLED THE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE.
AND WHAT MAKES IT INCREDIBLE IS THAT IT IS AN INSTANT HIGH.>>OKAY.>>ENTERS THE BLOODSTREAM RIGHT AWAY AND YOU FEEL SOMETHING IN ABOUT FIVE SECONDS.>>DAMN. ALL RIGHT.
>>WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT?>>YEAH.>>SO JUST POP THAT IN. I’LL COUNT YOU DOWN. AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU’RE FEELING.
SO HERE WE GO. ONE MARIJUANA. TWO MARIJUANA. THREE MARIJUANA. FOUR MARIJUANA. FIVE MARIJUANA.>>OKAY. I LIKE IT. I LIKE THE HIGH.>>HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE THE HIGH?>>YOU KNOW, A LITTLE WAVY. A LITTLE WAVY.>>SO YOU’RE FEELING SOMETHING?>>MM-HMM.>>IT’S DEFINITELY MORE OF A BODY HIGH. JUST RELAXING. I CAN FEEL MY SHOULDERS. RELAX A LITTLE BIT AND JUST GENERALLY ALLOWS ME TO BREATHE A LITTLE MORE FREELY. IT’S, YEAH, PRETTY STRONG.>>WHAT IS THAT? IT’S SUBLINGUAL. SO IT’S JUST LIKE DISSOLVING –>>IT’S GOT A LOT WORKING, A LOT NOT WORKING, A LOT OF ACTIVE AND INACTIVE INGREDIENTS WORKING TOGETHER.
>>I’M DEFINITELY FADED.>>IT’S ACTUALLY WORKING XWIK QUICKLY.
JUST LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD. I USUALLY GET A 30-MINUTE RESPONSE FROM AN EDIBLE. I CAN FEEL THIS GOING.>>PRETTY IMMEDIATE.>>YEAH. IT GOES RIGHT IN.>>IT HAS A VERY NORMALIZING EFFECT.>>AND I CAN GET THAT TREMOR TO SLOW DOWN TO THIS THAT QUICKLY, YOU’VE GOT MY BUSINESS.>>I JUST KIND OF FEEL INSTANTLY RELAXED.
LIKE I JUST CAME IN PERSPECTIVE A LITTLE MORE. I CAN SEE THE BEACH BEHIND YOU. LOOKS NICE.>>MIGHT TAKE LITTLE LONGER FOR ME. BECAUSE I SMOKE A [ BLEEP ] LOAD A WEED. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MAN, I FEEL SOMETHING. FEEL PRETTY GOOD.>>THESE ARE STRONG. I FEEL THE SALIVA COMING OUT OF THE SIDE OF MY MOUTH.>>YOU CAN HARDLY TASTE THE THC IN HERE.>>IT’S ALMOST NON-EXISTENT.>>YEAH, YOU CAN’T EVEN TASTE IT.
>>NOW, HOW HIGH WERE YOU BEFORE YOU TRIED IT?>>I OH, I DIDN’T SMOKE AT ALL. I WORK AT A WE’D –>>HOW DOES IT COMPARE TO THE ED IBL IBLES AT YOUR WE’D SHOP?>>IT’S BETTER.>>I’M NOT BULL [ BLEEP ]. I’M NOT JUST SAYING THAT. EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE, BRO.>>DIDN’T YOUR PARENTS NEVER TELL YOU NEVER TO TAKE CANDY FROM A STRANGER?>>ACTUALLY, YEAH, MANY TIMES.>>THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT’S ALL YOU JUST TOOK FROM A STRANGER.>>DRUGS, RIGHT? CANDY. OH, REALLY? SO I’M NOT EVEN HIGH? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

  1. this doesnt make any sense lol, cali does have super fast acting mints. i got some at medmen. kicked in about 5 mins. if that.

  2. This are liberal democrats that believe everything they are told. These are the same people who want to tell me how to live my life. They are a bunch to liars

  3. Same thing was done with organic fruit. Guy cut the same banana in half and said one half was organic and the other wasn’t. When asked which one tasted better, people would always choose the organic one. But it was the same damn banana.

  4. PLACEBO!!! Those people didnt lie, the camera man lied to their brains hahaha great effect still . Remember " We see what we expect to see, not what is really there" I60

  5. This is the media trying to make potheads look like dumbasses. Well guess what placebo effect is real and can happen to litterally anybody . Funny af tho but it’s brainwashing alrite

  6. Replace the weed with an exercise, beauty, or as seen on tv infomercial gadget products and I'd bet they'd still be glowing endorsers. Us LA people are raised to be naturals in front of a camera and person with a mic. The next gig that utilizes a likeness is probably happening always.

  7. I wonder if any of the them experienced a sugar Buzz? … and since they were expecting to feel something they presumed it was the marijuana.

  8. there's some fine chicks in the background in line and some walking every once ina while. damn i love white chicks.

  9. Wait! I thought that background ice cream is emoji but in the end i realized that's paper banner 🤔😒

  10. the moment someone offered me a free, good edible, I would know they were lying. No one is that generous.

  11. I know this is meant to be funny and make them look dumb but this is something that has been studied a lot with people. I’m not surprised at all and they’re not stupid in the slightest. The placebo effect and the art of suggestion is super strong. It can affect people more so than actual drugs. The brain is a powerful thing

  12. This is a good example of how a doctor says take these pills and you'll feel better but if u don't you'll endure unimaginable pain lol people don't realize how powerful a seemingly safe situation or person can alter your state of mind and outlook on life

  13. About these people : Or they are already super high, or they never tried marijuana before, LOL they are hilarious…

  14. What's REALLY funny is just because they say it UM NO NOT GOING TO BUY IT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    BUT
    Yea I agree with Jimmy Kimmel They were HIGH ON LIFE AND WITH THE NOTION!! There's some people that don't follow along with the power of suggestion. I've always been skeptical of that. THE PLACEBO EFFECT is all in the mind. The older you get you won't let it overtake you.
    Last word…
    Some people can smell a load of 🐃💩 a mile away!!!🤔🤨😏

  15. Their IQ is so low they didn't even consider the possibility of it being a trick. I guess this is the level of intelligence we can expect from ppl that smoke weed.

  16. Please people. Edibles kick in like an hour later and nobody could confuse it with sugar or feeling giddy. Your ass hits the ground like a rock. Your cat screams thinking your dead. I couldn't even make it to the fridge for the munchies. I could just reassure my cat its not a stroke and try to conserve what shreds of dignity I had left while enjoying how cool the floor felt under my check. Found out later just eat a crumb of a cookie and wait and hour. My stomach makes a secondary enzyme byproduct when combined with THC. About half of the population does. So we get totally worked. But nibble on black pepper or pepper corns or a pepper shaker and it sobers you up almost immediately like 3 minutes. Black pepper for folks who freak out and fresh air and water. All cut the THC in your bloodstream. Yep even air into your blood from breathing can bring you back a bit. If your cat has a nervous breakdown otherwise "Buy the ticket take the Ride".

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