Mini Cooper dummy appears on CNN set

Mini Cooper dummy appears on CNN set


. >>>TIME NOW FOR “THE RIDICULIST.” IN CASE YOU MISSED IT A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO WE TOLD YOU ABOUT A DUMMY NAMED MINI COOPER FOR SALE. WE WERE INTRIGUED AND CREEPED OUT BY THE CONCEPT OF THIS. WE DID A RIDICULIST ON IT NOTABLE MOSTLY FOR MY REPEATED INABILITY TO GET THROUGH IT. TIMES HAVE CHANGED. TIMES HAVE CHANGED, VENTRILOQUISM. >>IT MAKES ME WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT VENTRILOQUISM. I’M NOT GOING TO KEEP GOING. IT MAKES ME WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE ART OF VENTRILOQUISM. KIND OF MAKES ME WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE ART OF VENTRILOQUISM — >>ALL RIGHT. SO FAST FORWARD I COME INTO THE NEWS ROOM LAST WEEK AND LO AND BEHOLD LOOK WHO WAS SITTING AT MY DESK. THE ARTIST KRIS ALLEN FROM YORK, PENNSYLVANIA GENEROUSLY SENT THE MINI COOPER TO ME. OVER THE PAST TWO DAYS THERE ARE THOSE ON THE STAFF WHO THINK I MIGHT BE JUST A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH MINI ME. BUT LOOK, I THINK IT’S ACTUALLY KIND OF FASCINATING. IT’S NOT LIKE I’M SITTING IN MY OFFICE TAKING VIDEOS WITH MINI COOPER AND SENDING THEM TO OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER. >>HI, CHARLIE. JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO. FEEL FREE TO SEND ME AN E-MAIL, IF YOU WANT. FEEL FREE TO GIVE ME A CALL ANYTIME. OKAY. I’LL SEE YOU AT THE AFTERNOON MEETING. BYE. >>ALL RIGHT. LOOK, I DID THE ONE VIDEO. IT’S NOT LIKE I’M BRINGING MINI COOPER ONTO THE SET WITH ME. OKAY. FINE. SO MAYBE I DID BRING MINI COOPER ONTO THE SET WITH ME. AND MAYBE HE DID SIT WITH ME THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE PROGRAM. LOOK, I JUST WANT TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM. IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE JOINED AT THE HIP. THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES I’VE LEFT HIM ALONE IN MY OFFICE WITH THE DOOR UNLOCKED. BUT I COMPLETELY TRUST MY CO-WORKERS. I KNOW THEY WILL LOOK AFTER HIM.>>HAVE YOU SEEN MY EMMIES? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY FRIEND MADONNA? I’M FRIENDS WITH MA DONNA. DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY MUSCLES?>>THIS IS WHERE I SIT AT MY DESK AND I LOOK AT MY FAVORITE PICTURE. EASY, BABY, THIS IS THE MONEYMAKER RIGHT HERE. >>YOU NEED TO NOT WALK AROUND WITH THAT GUY. HE’S DANGEROUS. I BELIEVE HE MAY HAVE A MAN AMB PROBLEM. >>I WATCH ALL MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS LIKE “AC 360.” YOU’RE SO HANDSOME NO YOU’RE SO HANDSOME. HOW ARE YOU, RANDI?>>I’M FINE, ANDERSON. HOW ARE YOU?>>HOW HIGH ARE YOU RIGHT NOW ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10? OH, WOW. >>WHO’S THIS? HEY, STUD MUFFIN. I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT MY GOOD FRIEND IS MADONNA?>>YEAH, AMBIEN, I KNOW IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE. AMBIEN, ALCOHOL. GUY PUTS THEM TOGETHER ALL THE TIME. TRAVELS A LOT. >>♪ WHEN YOU CALL MY NAME IT’S LIKE A LITTLE PRAYER ♪>>HEY, DOC, IS THIS NORMAL? MADONNA, IS THAT YOU?>>I KNOW YOU’RE MUCH HEALTHIER. THAT BIG GUY THAT HAULS YOU AROUND? BE CAREFUL OF HIM. >>GIVE ME MY [ MUTE ] REESE’S CUP. >>WOW. FIRST I’M

28 thoughts on “Mini Cooper dummy appears on CNN set

  1. WTF is this BS? Oh wait it's CNN!
    Cooper you really are a dummy except the person with their hand up your ass isn't yourself but the CIA you Operation Mockingbird shill 🙂
    It will be a fun day to see you get in trouble for your involvement in the media side of the Sandy Hook inside job.

    I can understand why this would sound crazy to anyone who watches CNN and the likes…

  2. Anderson’s staff sets him up for every Ridiculist segment. You can so tell this is not rehearsed.

    I love his uncontrollable giggling. The puppet was somewhere between very creepy and so adorable. Wonder if CNN sells it in their gift shop!

  3. Aww so Cute! I want one! but too damned expensive! I would have better luck trying to get a date with Anderson himself! 8|

  4. Lol I love that it’s name is Mini Cooper! This is hilarious! The artist did an excellent job on this likeness!

  5. Anderson is so fucking gross and unattractive. I do not understand why some people find him cute. And that stupid little girl giggle that he has. That giggle is so fake and forced. He is trying way too hard to have people comment on "how cute he is". He looks like a fucking lizard. Yuck. Just threw up in my mouth. There are way more cuter guys on TV than this little school girl.

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