Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will love the Canadian media! | 22 Minutes

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will love the Canadian media!  | 22 Minutes

Hey Harry! Meghan! Baby! Your troubles are over! Now that you’re coming to Canada it’s time
to say goodbye to that nasty old British media Cruel! Bigoted! Unethical! And say hello to your new bestie, the Canadian
media! Needy! Cloying! And thirsty AF for validation! You’re gonna love us. Say our country’s name on television, you’re
a hero for life! Name a specific province on Twitter, you’re
allowed to commit crimes there. Mention poutine and we will carry you around
on a makeshift throne like the Ewoks. Tired of being hounded 24/7 by the racist
ghouls of the British tabloid press? The British tabloids will destroy your life. Not in Canada! Our news cycle is relaxed! Our tabloid journalists are not competent! And our racism is less overt (unless you go
online). Bye bye sinister British reporters digging through
your trash for a scandal! Hello nice Canadian reporters, digging through
your trash to see if you’ve been to Tim Hortons. So come hang with the Canadian media! We’ll treat you right. [Deep echoing voice] We’ll treat you right forever. Whoa that came out kinda creepy! Have you though? Been to Tim Hortons? Did you like it?

25 thoughts on “Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will love the Canadian media! | 22 Minutes

  1. I'm happy for them. North Saanich is a beautiful part of the world and a great place to raise a family. Good for them.

  2. try the Falkland islands…… Trojan horse carting along dictating the agenda with a 10,000,000 baby bounce check….. will the gov dictate the 10million or is it transferred to dictate with to the gov..
    like where are you going today….. or is it i have 10million to ponzi into the gov,,,,
    a Trojan horse cart a worm…… you spent your entire life trained in dictating to queen servants ….
    input = output
    ahhhhh 22 minutes and the popping out with a hart…… Trojan horse
    The magic wive of Rumpelstiltskin media spin doctors what events do wish to impose..
    magn is the blue girl harry the hart and the birth of Archie…..
    theatrics start to get details in 2006 and pimp out in 2012
    frog mask whats the home cottage name????
    alll plotted out with a goat military mascot
    Rumpelstiltskin needed a church burn down after the birth.. in a 2012….

    it has a list of events in it.. bp i spil but the church is the wachoo one it shows its a conducted out
    and the moon eclipses over saudi aabia marks the coming out …
    Rumpelstiltskin like to use what ????
    try calling the child service protection agency… LOL it works on Indians act to make way for a king
    First Nations leaders slam handcuffing of elder, 12-year-old granddaughter at bank

    Maxwell Johnson had an appointment at Bank of Montreal in Vancouver to open an account

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