Iggy Pop & Josh Homme Announce Their Album ‘Post Pop Depression’

Iggy Pop & Josh Homme Announce Their Album ‘Post Pop Depression’

>>STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK. MY NEXT GUESTS WENT OUT TO THE DESERT AND RECORDED AN ALBUM TOGETHER. PLEASE WELCOME IGGY POP AND JOSHUA HOMME! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IGGY, JOSH, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. YOU HAVE BEEN PERFORMING AND FIRST RELEASED YOUR ALBUM IN ’69. JOSH PEOPLE KNOW YOU FROM THE QUEENS IN THE STONE AGE. (CHEERS […]

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Screengrabs: “I Got Stabbed” Yelp Review, Jimmy’s Retro Reporter Twin

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Killer Mike Educates Stephen Colbert

Killer Mike Educates Stephen Colbert

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN HIP-HOP, A CIVIC LEADER, AND AN ACTIVIST. PLEASE WELCOME KILLER MIKE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KILLER MIKE THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU. MY WIFE PUT ME ON A DIET, I LOST FOUR POUNDS AND NOW I CAN’T KEEP MY PANTS UP.>>Stephen: […]

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Joe Biden’s Poor Performance In Iowa Signals Opportunity For Mike Bloomberg’s Campaign

Joe Biden’s Poor Performance In Iowa Signals Opportunity For Mike Bloomberg’s Campaign

WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, YEAH, YOU CAN TELL, MAN. IT IS FRIDAY.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME. AND IT’S BEEN A HELL OF A FEW DAYS. YEARS FROM NOW, WE’LL LOOK BACK ON THIS WEEK AND […]

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‘Lassie’ Returns To Television As The Top Dog In The Russia Investigation

‘Lassie’ Returns To Television As The Top Dog In The Russia Investigation

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Jim Gaffigan Is One Of Television’s Finest Actors

Jim Gaffigan Is One Of Television’s Finest Actors

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE BACK. WE’RE HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED JIM GAFFIGAN. I WAS ASKING ABOUT THE MUSTACHE.>>YES.>>Stephen: YOU’RE DOING THIS FOR “FARGO.”>>YES.>>Stephen: AND SOME PEOPLE– EVERYBODY LOVES YOUR COMEDY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU’VE ALSO DONE SOME DRAMATIC ACTING.>>YES. I MEAN, IT’S WEIRD. I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT I’M AN […]

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Genius Parents Took Over Their Teen’s Social Media Accounts As Punishment

Genius Parents Took Over Their Teen’s Social Media Accounts As Punishment

– But first, most parents know one of the best modern day punishments for your kids is banning them from social media. It’s like, basically you’re stealing their life. ‘Cause I have four kids, this is true. So, but one mom and dad decided to take it a step further when their daughter, fifteen year […]

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Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita Are Having a Baby!

Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita Are Having a Baby!

YOU HAVE QUITE THE MILE STPH-FPLT STONE COMING UP. YOU ARE MOMENTS AWAY FROM TURNING 40. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?>>I THANK YOU. James: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?>>I’M CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC. 20 *Z ARE CHAOS, 3 30 YOU ALIGN AND I THINK 40 IS THE YEARS YOU CAN MANIFEST THAT, HOPEFULLY.>>James: YES WAS TURNING 40 […]

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Beto O’Rourke’s Hands Announce His 2020 Presidential Campaign

Beto O’Rourke’s Hands Announce His 2020 Presidential Campaign

-And now a message from Beto O’Rourke. -Hi. I’m Beto O’Rourke, and I’m excited. That’s it. I’m just excited! Oh, yeah, I’m also running for President of the United States. I love the United States, and I love running. In fact, I literally just ran 8 miles to get here. Folks often say to me, […]

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Trump Makes a “Very Big” Announcement

Trump Makes a “Very Big” Announcement

-Welcome to another special NFL post-game edition of “The Tonight Show.” As always, thank you for having us in your living room along with your one friend who can’t take the hint hat it’s time to leave after the game. [ Laughter ] “If you guys want to go to bed, I can lock up.” […]

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