Lie Witness News – Canada is America’s 51st State

JIMMY KIMMEL: The NBA Finals. This is the first ever final between the US and Canada, which, of course, is fun. But I want to point something out that’s been bothering me. And it’s the Raptors team slogan. Have you heard it? We the North. You see it everywhere. And besides it being bothersome from […]

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High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

AS YOU KNOW, WE DO OUR SHOW HERE IN LOS ANGELES, WHERE MARIJUANA IS LEGAL FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES. AND YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO ONE OF THESE SHOPS YOU KNOW THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT PRODUCTS OUT THERE. SMOKEABLES, EDIBLES, VAPE PENS, PATCHES, YOU NAME IT THEY MAKE IT. SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE […]

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Indian Elections | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Hasan, I saw your show on student loans. It was amazing. I’m actually gonna do an episode  about the Indian election. -What? -Are you out of your mind? You’re being stupid now. Indian elections are a definite no-no. There is a lot of garbage outside, and that garbage  is going to come on your face […]

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Trump Distances Himself From The Racist Chant He Inspired

Trump Distances Himself From The Racist Chant He Inspired

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M HOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND I WANT TO — THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADULATION, I NEED IT. IT’S UP THERE WITH OXYGEN. BUT I WILL SAY IN LIGHT OF RECENT RALLIES, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ENJOY TONIGHT’S […]

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Lady Gaga on Oscar Win & Being “In Love” with Bradley Cooper

Lady Gaga on Oscar Win & Being “In Love” with Bradley Cooper

THIS SUNDAY NIGHT, MILLIONS OF WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD BECAME FURIOUS WITH THEIR PARTNERS FOR NEVER LOOKING AT THEM THE WAY BRADLEY COOPER LOOKED AT OUR FIRST GUEST DURING THEIR SHOW-STOPPING MUSICAL PERFORMANCE. SHE IS A BRAND-NEW OSCAR WINNER FOR HER WORK IN THE MOVIE “A STAR IS BORN” WHICH RETURNS TO THEATERS FOR ONE […]

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Fox News Has a Hard Time Processing the Las Vegas Shooting: The Daily Show

Let’s move on the story that everyone in America has been dealing with– the mass shooting in Las Vegas. Today we learned more details about the shooter. He was a 64-year-old man from Florida with no criminal record, and he owned 42 guns. Oh, and also, apparently, he was a multimillionaire. Which means right now […]

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The Daily Show – Spot the Africa

The Daily Show – Spot the Africa

>>Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A GREAT NIGHT FOR US. WE’RE ALWAYS EXCITED ON THE SHOW TO FIND NEW TALENTED VOICES THAT CAN CONTRIBUTE TO OUR PROGRAM SO WE ARE VERY PLEASED TO WELCOME OUR NEWEST CONTRIBUTOR FROM SOUTH AFRICA, MR. TREVOR NOAH! TREVOR, THANKS FOR […]

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Why Michael McIntyre HATES flying 😡 ✈️ – BBC

Why Michael McIntyre HATES flying 😡 ✈️ – BBC

So, here we go. You’ve probably all been in this situation before. There’s always a little trouble as to find which is your seat belt. Various seat belts. Then I normally have to go all the way. I don’t know about you. I will take this to its absolute maximum. Give me a little bit […]

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So Much News, So Little Time: Trump’s Playboy Model Payoff & Iran Twitter Tantrum | The Daily Show

So Much News, So Little Time: Trump’s Playboy Model Payoff & Iran Twitter Tantrum | The Daily Show

Ever since Vladimir Putin annexed Trump’s balls in Helsinki, President Trump has been having a rough time back home. Right? Half of America thinks that he acted treasonous with Putin, some Republicans are saying that he’s being manipulated, and last week, Paul Ryan furrowed his brow extra hard. -(laughter) -So you know he means business. […]

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Unlikely things for a sports commentator to say | Mock the Week – BBC

Unlikely things for a sports commentator to say | Mock the Week – BBC

Unlikely things for a sports commentator to say Wimbledon, day 3, still not seen one fucking womble Pass, pass, pass another pass sorry I’m on Tinder Welcome to coverage of the first ever Willy Wonker olympics officiated by the umpire, the lumpire and the dupididumpire Oh, and that’s some excellent curling, I have never seen […]

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