Lie Witness News – Canada is America’s 51st State

JIMMY KIMMEL: The NBA Finals. This is the first ever final between the US and Canada, which, of course, is fun. But I want to point something out that’s been bothering me. And it’s the Raptors team slogan. Have you heard it? We the North. You see it everywhere. And besides it being bothersome from […]

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Madonna is the worst kind of soccer mom now | The Graham Norton Show – BBC

Madonna is the worst kind of soccer mom now | The Graham Norton Show – BBC

So, Madame X, she is all these things, but one of the things we didn’t expect Madame X to be was a soccer mum. That just…do you know what I mean? I think genuinely, people were kind of, like, “She’s done what now?” Yeah. It was surprising that you upped sticks and moved to Lisbon. […]

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High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

AS YOU KNOW, WE DO OUR SHOW HERE IN LOS ANGELES, WHERE MARIJUANA IS LEGAL FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES. AND YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO ONE OF THESE SHOPS YOU KNOW THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT PRODUCTS OUT THERE. SMOKEABLES, EDIBLES, VAPE PENS, PATCHES, YOU NAME IT THEY MAKE IT. SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE […]

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The Economy: Ron Paul vs Zeitgeist [RAP NEWS 9]

The Economy: Ron Paul vs Zeitgeist [RAP NEWS 9]

[Alan Greenspan] I have found a flaw, in the model that I perceived is the critical functioning structure that defines how the world works – so to speak. Ladies and gentlemen, you’re tuned in to the Juice News set again Where we’re examining the status of the human experiment Is it succeeding or will it […]

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Indian Elections | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Hasan, I saw your show on student loans. It was amazing. I’m actually gonna do an episode  about the Indian election. -What? -Are you out of your mind? You’re being stupid now. Indian elections are a definite no-no. There is a lot of garbage outside, and that garbage  is going to come on your face […]

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Trump Distances Himself From The Racist Chant He Inspired

Trump Distances Himself From The Racist Chant He Inspired

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M HOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND I WANT TO — THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADULATION, I NEED IT. IT’S UP THERE WITH OXYGEN. BUT I WILL SAY IN LIGHT OF RECENT RALLIES, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ENJOY TONIGHT’S […]

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Lady Gaga on Oscar Win & Being “In Love” with Bradley Cooper

Lady Gaga on Oscar Win & Being “In Love” with Bradley Cooper

THIS SUNDAY NIGHT, MILLIONS OF WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD BECAME FURIOUS WITH THEIR PARTNERS FOR NEVER LOOKING AT THEM THE WAY BRADLEY COOPER LOOKED AT OUR FIRST GUEST DURING THEIR SHOW-STOPPING MUSICAL PERFORMANCE. SHE IS A BRAND-NEW OSCAR WINNER FOR HER WORK IN THE MOVIE “A STAR IS BORN” WHICH RETURNS TO THEATERS FOR ONE […]

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My Blackberry Is Not Working! – The One Ronnie, Preview – BBC One

My Blackberry Is Not Working! – The One Ronnie, Preview – BBC One

I bought Champagne from you last week and i’m very disappointed Oh yeah What’s the problem Yeah well why My Blackberry Is not working Correctly *Laughing* HAHA What’s the matter, it ran out of juice? No no it’s completely frozen in to ice *The man hits the blackberry on the table* with anger Oh yeah […]

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Fox News Has a Hard Time Processing the Las Vegas Shooting: The Daily Show

Let’s move on the story that everyone in America has been dealing with– the mass shooting in Las Vegas. Today we learned more details about the shooter. He was a 64-year-old man from Florida with no criminal record, and he owned 42 guns. Oh, and also, apparently, he was a multimillionaire. Which means right now […]

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