Jo, are you sure about this? Oh stop worrying Cliff, it’s gonna be fine. If anything goes wrong we haven’t got the Doctor here to fix it for us. Well, technically the Doctor didn’t fix it last time. I did! Bring the gear will you darling! Right then. This one’s for the Doctor. Hello boys! […]
-This is a farce, a farago of trumped-up charges! Your points of law are spurious, your evidence weak to the point of irrelevance – and your reasoning?? Quite unsound! -Mr Baker, may I remind you that this is a court of law? You will show proper respect for judicial procedure. -Respect? Respect?!! Would you like […]
We were just admiring your garden. Yes! Moving on now because there’s nothing of particular interest here. Cheerio! If he’s chasing us he’s moving very slowly. Do you know what it means when something chases you very slowly? It means there’s a reason that they don’t have to run.
Paul? Are you okay? Mate? Come on, we got the joke. Huh, see… It’s fine. Okay see you in the morning. What? Err, what’s going on? Paul? We should get the Doctor. Why? What’s he gonna do? Lecture?
Okay, I have questions. You never said we can travel to parallel worlds. Not a parallel world. But that’s London. Our London. We’re on the Thames. The last great Frost Fair, 1814. February the fourth. Hang on! Why aren’t we home? Can’t you steer this thing? I told you, you don’t steer the TARDIS, you […]
Jump! What do we do now? Run! Where? They’ve got the TARDIS. Yes. That’s exactly what they’re supposed to think. Yeah, but they do though. Look. They’ve got my TARDIS. Over to you Mary Berry. Come on! Doctor? Is that… another TARDIS? No. No. It’s another of the same TARDIS. Hang on! The windows are […]
Mining station ‘Chasm Forge’. Crew of forty. Hello? Four survivors. One distress call. They were killed by their own suits. That means there’s thirty-six corpses walking about this station. If we want to keep breathing we have exactly one option. None of us have more than three thousand breaths left. Then stop wasting them.
There were humans on Mars in Victorian times? No! There weren’t. Friday asked for my help. In return for what? Halt! This could be the entrance to an Ice Warrior Hive. Friday has been using you all along. His aim was to get back to Mars and find his Queen. Rise, my Ice Warriors! Rise! […]
Doctor? Doctor?! Doctor! Bingo!
Good Lord! Looks like old Friday came good after all, eh? Oh, it’s beautiful. What is it? A tomb? Not just any tomb. This is the tomb of an Ice Queen. I have a bad feeling about this. These sarcophagi were sometimes part of a complex hibernation system. Sergeant-Major, get these civilians out of here. […]