Charli D’Amelio Teaches a Dad 8 TikTok Dances

Charli D’Amelio Teaches a Dad 8 TikTok Dances

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Upbeat dance music plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Mid-tempo dance music plays ] ♪♪ [ Hip hop music plays ] ♪♪ [ Slow dance music plays ] ♪♪ [ Upbeat dance music plays ] ♪♪ [ Mid-tempo dance music plays ] ♪♪ [ High-tempo dance music plays ] ♪♪ […]

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Vice President Mike Pence’s Coronavirus PSA

Vice President Mike Pence’s Coronavirus PSA

-Mike Pence is in charge of handling the coronavirus. In fact, he released a PSA today to help calm everybody down. Here. Take a look. -Hello. I’m Mike Pence. And I want to talk to you about coronavirus. I am the Vice President, the ambassador to heaven, and now Trump’s little science boy. It’s true, […]

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Joji: Run (TV Debut)

Joji: Run (TV Debut)

-Making his TV debut performing “Run,” please welcome Joji! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -♪ I fell for your magic ♪ ♪ I tasted your skin ♪ ♪ And though this is tragic ♪ ♪ At least I found the end ♪ ♪ I witness your madness ♪ ♪ You shed light on my […]

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Mike Lawrence – A Strange Arrangement – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Mike Lawrence – A Strange Arrangement – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

–She’s like, “No, I don’t–I don’t– I don’t think we can.” I’m like, “Why?” And she goes, “I think– I think my vagina’s too small.” And first off, that’s fucked up. Like, all you have to say is, “I think your dick is too big.” [laughter][dark electronic music]– [gagging]♪[electronic whirring] [alarm blaring]♪[explosion booms]♪[cheers and applause] […]

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Mike Vecchione Stand-Up

-New York City, baby! [ Cheers and applause ] My name is Mike. I’m in my 40s. Some of you might be younger, so I’ll tell you what it’s like to be in your 40s. [ Laughter ] Whether I lift weights or get drunk, my body feels about the same the next day. I’m […]

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Announcing the Perfect Democratic Presidential Candidate for 2020 – The Jim Jefferies Show

Announcing the Perfect Democratic Presidential Candidate for 2020 – The Jim Jefferies Show

Last week, yet another person who will never be president decided to run for president. Anchor: New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio announced his bid. de Blasio: I intend to break the mold and I intend to make history and I intend to win. Anchor: bringing the total number of democrats to 24. Twenty […]

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Screengrabs: “I Got Stabbed” Yelp Review, Jimmy’s Retro Reporter Twin

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Apparently, You Can’t Pretend You’re a Cop – Mike Vecchione – This Week at the Comedy Cellar

Apparently, You Can’t Pretend You’re a Cop – Mike Vecchione – This Week at the Comedy Cellar

– Do you guys know that if you tell people you’re a cop and you’re not a cop, that’s against the law? (audience laughter) I did not realize that ’til very recently. I thought it was just acting. But apparently acting is now a felony. In New York City. So when I show up to […]

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Joe Biden’s Poor Performance In Iowa Signals Opportunity For Mike Bloomberg’s Campaign

Joe Biden’s Poor Performance In Iowa Signals Opportunity For Mike Bloomberg’s Campaign

WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, YEAH, YOU CAN TELL, MAN. IT IS FRIDAY.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME. AND IT’S BEEN A HELL OF A FEW DAYS. YEARS FROM NOW, WE’LL LOOK BACK ON THIS WEEK AND […]

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