Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita Are Having a Baby!

Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita Are Having a Baby!

YOU HAVE QUITE THE MILE STPH-FPLT STONE COMING UP. YOU ARE MOMENTS AWAY FROM TURNING 40. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?>>I THANK YOU. James: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?>>I’M CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC. 20 *Z ARE CHAOS, 3 30 YOU ALIGN AND I THINK 40 IS THE YEARS YOU CAN MANIFEST THAT, HOPEFULLY.>>James: YES WAS TURNING 40 […]

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Social Media Through The Years (Sketch Comedy Short)

Social Media Through The Years (Sketch Comedy Short)

Social Media Through The Years. Welcome. Age / Sex / Location? 24 / Female / Miami, Florida. Hmmm. 19 / Female / Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Pass… 14 / Female / Kansas City, Missouri. Perfect… Dear LiveJournal, today I went to school. My parents… They won’t let me go see The Ataris tonight. I hate my life. […]

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Beto O’Rourke’s Hands Announce His 2020 Presidential Campaign

Beto O’Rourke’s Hands Announce His 2020 Presidential Campaign

-And now a message from Beto O’Rourke. -Hi. I’m Beto O’Rourke, and I’m excited. That’s it. I’m just excited! Oh, yeah, I’m also running for President of the United States. I love the United States, and I love running. In fact, I literally just ran 8 miles to get here. Folks often say to me, […]

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Social Media IRL

Social Media IRL

– Hmm-ah. Hmm-eh. mmm eh. (indecipherable mumbles) Robbie Hood. Robin Hobb. Sorry not Robin Hood. She sorta–It was actually the flyship traders Julia which is– – How was your weekend so far? – Yeah, I love the weekend. – Have you ever wondered what social media apps or websites would be like in real life? […]

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Trump Makes a “Very Big” Announcement

Trump Makes a “Very Big” Announcement

-Welcome to another special NFL post-game edition of “The Tonight Show.” As always, thank you for having us in your living room along with your one friend who can’t take the hint hat it’s time to leave after the game. [ Laughter ] “If you guys want to go to bed, I can lock up.” […]

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Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement

Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW”! I AM YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE BACK. FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE WITH THESE GREAT PEOPLE. I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY. WAY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. NEW ZEALAND. OUT OF THE HEMISPHERE– BOTH OF THEM. I HAVE BEEN AS FAR […]

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DO YOU HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT??? / Just Between Us

DO YOU HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT??? / Just Between Us

Alan, are you excited? He nodded. Are you excited for this episode, Alan? He’s nodding. How excited are you? He won’t talk. Today we have a very spe-, okay, I feel like I overuse ‘we have a very special announcement’ on Just Between Us. Yeah. Yeah this is, we’ve been the Boy Who Cried Wolf […]

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Mike Tyson ‘Hangover’ Stories w/ Bradley Cooper & Todd Phillips

Mike Tyson ‘Hangover’ Stories w/ Bradley Cooper & Todd Phillips

YOU’VE WORKED WITH A LOT OF INTIMIDATING PEOPLE. MIKE TYSON IN THE “HANGOVER.” WHAT’S IT LIKE DIRECTING MIKE TYSON?>>IT’S FUNNY. MIKE IS REALLY A FUNNY GUY AND REALLY, LIKE, DOWN FOR ANYTHING. WE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN HE SHOWED UP ON THE FIRST “HANGOVER.” AND I REMEMBER ONE SCENE IN PARTICULAR WHERE HE […]

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PORTUGUESE TELEVISION FAILS!!!

PORTUGUESE TELEVISION FAILS!!!

“son of a b****” we has going at a speed of 230 km and he got stopped by the police “I saw you getting closed I thought you wanted to race” but then it was just the police he got a fined by 500 euros and possibly losing license for 2 years still not enough […]

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