Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita Are Having a Baby!

Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita Are Having a Baby!

YOU HAVE QUITE THE MILE STPH-FPLT STONE COMING UP. YOU ARE MOMENTS AWAY FROM TURNING 40. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?>>I THANK YOU. James: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?>>I’M CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC. 20 *Z ARE CHAOS, 3 30 YOU ALIGN AND I THINK 40 IS THE YEARS YOU CAN MANIFEST THAT, HOPEFULLY.>>James: YES WAS TURNING 40 […]

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Beto O’Rourke’s Hands Announce His 2020 Presidential Campaign

Beto O’Rourke’s Hands Announce His 2020 Presidential Campaign

-And now a message from Beto O’Rourke. -Hi. I’m Beto O’Rourke, and I’m excited. That’s it. I’m just excited! Oh, yeah, I’m also running for President of the United States. I love the United States, and I love running. In fact, I literally just ran 8 miles to get here. Folks often say to me, […]

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Trump Makes a “Very Big” Announcement

Trump Makes a “Very Big” Announcement

-Welcome to another special NFL post-game edition of “The Tonight Show.” As always, thank you for having us in your living room along with your one friend who can’t take the hint hat it’s time to leave after the game. [ Laughter ] “If you guys want to go to bed, I can lock up.” […]

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Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement

Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW”! I AM YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE BACK. FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE WITH THESE GREAT PEOPLE. I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY. WAY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. NEW ZEALAND. OUT OF THE HEMISPHERE– BOTH OF THEM. I HAVE BEEN AS FAR […]

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Mike Tyson ‘Hangover’ Stories w/ Bradley Cooper & Todd Phillips

Mike Tyson ‘Hangover’ Stories w/ Bradley Cooper & Todd Phillips

YOU’VE WORKED WITH A LOT OF INTIMIDATING PEOPLE. MIKE TYSON IN THE “HANGOVER.” WHAT’S IT LIKE DIRECTING MIKE TYSON?>>IT’S FUNNY. MIKE IS REALLY A FUNNY GUY AND REALLY, LIKE, DOWN FOR ANYTHING. WE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN HE SHOWED UP ON THE FIRST “HANGOVER.” AND I REMEMBER ONE SCENE IN PARTICULAR WHERE HE […]

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How Kashmiri Parents do Social Media.

How Kashmiri Parents do Social Media.

Hey ! Listen ! You like everything on Facebook except for my posts. I swear on Guru Gopinath Bab, but you don’t appear on my Facebook only. I believe, we are not friends on Facebook !! You have not added me! What are you saying? I have added the entire world to my friend list. […]

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Allen Iverson: I Truly Wanted to Be Like Mike

Allen Iverson: I Truly Wanted to Be Like Mike

MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS AN N.B.A. LEGEND AND A TRUE SPORTS ICON. HE’S AN 11-TIME ALL-STAR, FOUR- TIME SCORING CHAMPION, N.B.A. M.V.P., AND WAS JUST INDUCTED INTO THE BASKETBALL HALL OF FAME. PLEASE WELCOME ALLEN IVERSON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪>>Stephen: COME ON UP. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANKS FOR BEING […]

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Margot Robbie Taught Mike Myers How to Day Drink and Shotgun Beers

Margot Robbie Taught Mike Myers How to Day Drink and Shotgun Beers

-Thank you for being here. You know how much I love you. Congratulations on “Terminal.” -I love you. -Thank you. -Thank you. -The movie is beautiful. Where did you shoot this movie? -The movie was shot in Budapest, in both Buddha and pest. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -In Budapest. -Not at the same time. -No, not […]

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“Ancient Aliens” Is the Most Offensive Show on Television – Devin Field

“Ancient Aliens” Is the Most Offensive Show on Television – Devin Field

I’m one of those very uptight people. Recently I got a massage for the first time in my life. Ehh, didn’t care for it. Not a fan. The masseuse had to stop no less than four times to ask me, “Sir, are you sure everything’s okay?” “No, it’s not! Get away from my feet!” No […]

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