Announcing the Perfect Democratic Presidential Candidate for 2020 – The Jim Jefferies Show

Announcing the Perfect Democratic Presidential Candidate for 2020 – The Jim Jefferies Show

Last week, yet another person who will never be president decided to run for president. Anchor: New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio announced his bid. de Blasio: I intend to break the mold and I intend to make history and I intend to win. Anchor: bringing the total number of democrats to 24. Twenty […]

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Mike Fiers Snitches on Astros ALLEGEDLY Stealing Signs | BONUS Clip | DESUS & MERO

Mike Fiers Snitches on Astros ALLEGEDLY Stealing Signs | BONUS Clip | DESUS & MERO

[MUSIC PLAYING] In 2017, the Houston Astros beat the Yankees in the playoffs. Mm-hm. On the way to winning the World Series. But it turns out they’re fucking cheaters! – Allegedly. – Allegedly. Allegedly. – Allegedly. Allegedly. – Allegedly. Allegedly. November 1, 2017, the Houston Astros defeat the Los Angeles Dodgers in Game 7 of […]

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Iggy Pop & Josh Homme Announce Their Album ‘Post Pop Depression’

Iggy Pop & Josh Homme Announce Their Album ‘Post Pop Depression’

>>STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK. MY NEXT GUESTS WENT OUT TO THE DESERT AND RECORDED AN ALBUM TOGETHER. PLEASE WELCOME IGGY POP AND JOSHUA HOMME! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IGGY, JOSH, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. YOU HAVE BEEN PERFORMING AND FIRST RELEASED YOUR ALBUM IN ’69. JOSH PEOPLE KNOW YOU FROM THE QUEENS IN THE STONE AGE. (CHEERS […]

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Killer Mike Educates Stephen Colbert

Killer Mike Educates Stephen Colbert

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN HIP-HOP, A CIVIC LEADER, AND AN ACTIVIST. PLEASE WELCOME KILLER MIKE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KILLER MIKE THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU. MY WIFE PUT ME ON A DIET, I LOST FOUR POUNDS AND NOW I CAN’T KEEP MY PANTS UP.>>Stephen: […]

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Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita Are Having a Baby!

Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita Are Having a Baby!

YOU HAVE QUITE THE MILE STPH-FPLT STONE COMING UP. YOU ARE MOMENTS AWAY FROM TURNING 40. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?>>I THANK YOU. James: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?>>I’M CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC. 20 *Z ARE CHAOS, 3 30 YOU ALIGN AND I THINK 40 IS THE YEARS YOU CAN MANIFEST THAT, HOPEFULLY.>>James: YES WAS TURNING 40 […]

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Mike Tyson ‘Hangover’ Stories w/ Bradley Cooper & Todd Phillips

Mike Tyson ‘Hangover’ Stories w/ Bradley Cooper & Todd Phillips

YOU’VE WORKED WITH A LOT OF INTIMIDATING PEOPLE. MIKE TYSON IN THE “HANGOVER.” WHAT’S IT LIKE DIRECTING MIKE TYSON?>>IT’S FUNNY. MIKE IS REALLY A FUNNY GUY AND REALLY, LIKE, DOWN FOR ANYTHING. WE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN HE SHOWED UP ON THE FIRST “HANGOVER.” AND I REMEMBER ONE SCENE IN PARTICULAR WHERE HE […]

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Hillary Clinton Is On a Media Tour

Hillary Clinton Is On a Media Tour

LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. THIS MORNING DONALD TRUMP TWEETED URGING CONGRESS TO PASS HIS TACK REFORM PLAN. HERE’S WHAT HE WROTE. HE WROTE WITH IRMA AN HALF VEE DEVASTATION TAX CUTS AND TAX REFORM IS NEEDED MORE THAN EVER BEFORE, GO, CONGRESS, GO SLM, GO, CONGRESS– THEY ARE SENATORS, NOT FORREST GUMP. IN ANOTHER […]

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Mike Francesa’s Fartgate 2019 | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

Mike Francesa’s Fartgate 2019 | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[MUSIC PLAYING] This week the sports pope himself, Mike Francesa, our god– Yeah. –let one slip while he was on air. Now, listen closely. Some people say he didn’t fart. Some people say he did fart. – Listen– I need y’all to use y’all good ears. Look, and– Now, y’all know when y’all hear a […]

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Social Media Shaming Has Gone too Far

Social Media Shaming Has Gone too Far

CHEESIER, NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT OCCURRED TO USK IT SEEMS LIKE THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF SHAMING HAPPENING RECENTLY ON SOCIAL MEDIA, RIGHT. AND WE’RE NOT SURE ABOUT IT LIKE TAKE THE CASE OF A COLUME NIS FOR THE “BOSTON GLOBE” WHO SNAPPED A PICTURE OF A WOMAN WHOSE PONY TAIL WAS DANGLING […]

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James Corden’s Parents Invade Super Bowl 50 Media Day

James Corden’s Parents Invade Super Bowl 50 Media Day

>>HERE WE ARE AT THE OPENING NIGHT OF SUPER BOWL 50, IT’S MANIC, IT’S CHAOS, CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.>>ABSOLUTELY, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.>>HERE THEY COME DOWN THE STEPS AND DON’T THEY LOOK RESPLENDENT? HIGH FIVE! HIGH FIVE!>>ONE FOR ME TOO.>>COOL SHADES, COOL SHAITS, OH WHAT A HAT! COME ON. OH THERE THERE, THAT’S JAMES ISN’T IT?>>THAT’S IT […]

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