Lie Witness News – Canada is America’s 51st State

JIMMY KIMMEL: The NBA Finals. This is the first ever final between the US and Canada, which, of course, is fun. But I want to point something out that’s been bothering me. And it’s the Raptors team slogan. Have you heard it? We the North. You see it everywhere. And besides it being bothersome from […]

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High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

AS YOU KNOW, WE DO OUR SHOW HERE IN LOS ANGELES, WHERE MARIJUANA IS LEGAL FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES. AND YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO ONE OF THESE SHOPS YOU KNOW THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT PRODUCTS OUT THERE. SMOKEABLES, EDIBLES, VAPE PENS, PATCHES, YOU NAME IT THEY MAKE IT. SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE […]

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Trump Distances Himself From The Racist Chant He Inspired

Trump Distances Himself From The Racist Chant He Inspired

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M HOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND I WANT TO — THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADULATION, I NEED IT. IT’S UP THERE WITH OXYGEN. BUT I WILL SAY IN LIGHT OF RECENT RALLIES, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ENJOY TONIGHT’S […]

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Lady Gaga on Oscar Win & Being “In Love” with Bradley Cooper

Lady Gaga on Oscar Win & Being “In Love” with Bradley Cooper

THIS SUNDAY NIGHT, MILLIONS OF WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD BECAME FURIOUS WITH THEIR PARTNERS FOR NEVER LOOKING AT THEM THE WAY BRADLEY COOPER LOOKED AT OUR FIRST GUEST DURING THEIR SHOW-STOPPING MUSICAL PERFORMANCE. SHE IS A BRAND-NEW OSCAR WINNER FOR HER WORK IN THE MOVIE “A STAR IS BORN” WHICH RETURNS TO THEATERS FOR ONE […]

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Celebrities Read Texts from Their Moms

IT REALLY IS. MOMS, AS EVERYONE KNOWS, DO SO MUCH FOR US. THEY GIVE BIRTH TO US. THEY BRIBE TO GET US INTO USC. THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON. AND THEY ALSO TEXT US. SOMETIMES A LOT. AND SO, AS A TRIBUTE TO THE WOMEN WHO SEND US SO MUCH LOVE WITH […]

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How German News Covered Trump’s NATO Visit

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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Responds to Fox News’ Weird Obsession with Her

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Responds to Fox News’ Weird Obsession with Her

-Welcome to the show. -Thank you. Thank you for having me. -We are so happy to have you here. I have — I think a lot of people have really enjoyed watching this new wave of people come into Congress. Of course, you’re one of them. And one of the things I particularly enjoyed watching […]

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When Trump Doesn’t Like The News, He Interrupts It

When Trump Doesn’t Like The News, He Interrupts It

>>Stephen: THIS WEEKEND, TRUMP ALSO WENT AFTER MSNBC HOST AND ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S DISAPPOINTED FATHER, DONNY DEUTSCH, TWEETING “LITTLE DONNY DEUTSCH, WHOSE SHOW, LIKE HIS PREVIOUS SHOEBIZ TRIES, IS A DISASTER –” SHOEBIZ? REALLY? I’VE HEARD IT’S HARD TO BREAK INTO… “SHOEBIZ.” ( LAUGHTER ) (AS OLD TIMEY PRODUCER) “I’M SORRY, KID. I KNOW YOU WANNA […]

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Don’t Watch This Trump-Epstein Video Alone

THERE’S ONE BIG STORY WE HAVEN’T TALKED ABOUT SINCE COMING BACK FROM OUR BREAK AND IT IS ABOUT MILLIONARE FINANCE YEAR AND– FINANCE EAR AND GUY WITH A WALK-IN CLOSET JUST FOR HIS SKELETONS, JEFFREY EPSTEIN, EPSTEIN WAS RECENTLY ARRESTED AND ACCUSED OF SEX TRAFFICKING OF MINORS. IT IS A DISTURBING STORY AND THERE IS […]

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Trump Wants Fox News To Learn From North Korea’s State TV

Trump Wants Fox News To Learn From North Korea’s State TV

>>Stephen: HEY! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN, EVERYBODY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU KNOW, ON FRIDAY, DONALD TRUMP WAS WATCHING “FOX & FRIENDS” WHEN HE NOTICED THEY WERE DOING A LIVE SHOT ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN, SO HE TWEETED, “WOW, THE HIGHEST RATED– BY FAR– MORNING […]

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