Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita Are Having a Baby!

Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita Are Having a Baby!

YOU HAVE QUITE THE MILE STPH-FPLT STONE COMING UP. YOU ARE MOMENTS AWAY FROM TURNING 40. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?>>I THANK YOU. James: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?>>I’M CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC. 20 *Z ARE CHAOS, 3 30 YOU ALIGN AND I THINK 40 IS THE YEARS YOU CAN MANIFEST THAT, HOPEFULLY.>>James: YES WAS TURNING 40 […]

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Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement

Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW”! I AM YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE BACK. FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE WITH THESE GREAT PEOPLE. I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY. WAY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. NEW ZEALAND. OUT OF THE HEMISPHERE– BOTH OF THEM. I HAVE BEEN AS FAR […]

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Mike Tyson ‘Hangover’ Stories w/ Bradley Cooper & Todd Phillips

Mike Tyson ‘Hangover’ Stories w/ Bradley Cooper & Todd Phillips

YOU’VE WORKED WITH A LOT OF INTIMIDATING PEOPLE. MIKE TYSON IN THE “HANGOVER.” WHAT’S IT LIKE DIRECTING MIKE TYSON?>>IT’S FUNNY. MIKE IS REALLY A FUNNY GUY AND REALLY, LIKE, DOWN FOR ANYTHING. WE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN HE SHOWED UP ON THE FIRST “HANGOVER.” AND I REMEMBER ONE SCENE IN PARTICULAR WHERE HE […]

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Allen Iverson: I Truly Wanted to Be Like Mike

Allen Iverson: I Truly Wanted to Be Like Mike

MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS AN N.B.A. LEGEND AND A TRUE SPORTS ICON. HE’S AN 11-TIME ALL-STAR, FOUR- TIME SCORING CHAMPION, N.B.A. M.V.P., AND WAS JUST INDUCTED INTO THE BASKETBALL HALL OF FAME. PLEASE WELCOME ALLEN IVERSON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪>>Stephen: COME ON UP. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANKS FOR BEING […]

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Secretary of State Mike Pompeo Cancelled His Trip to Greenland

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo Cancelled His Trip to Greenland

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump held an impromptu press conference today and said he was very surprised that his son Don Jr. has been subpoenaed by the Senate, adding, “Honestly, I thought he was already in jail.” [ Laughter ] At a campaign rally in Florida last night, President Trump predicted that news […]

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Who Is Mike Pence Again?

Who Is Mike Pence Again?

>>Stephen: BUT OF COURSE TONIGHT WAS REALLY ALL ABOUT VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MIKE PENCE. (LAUGHTER) WHAT YEAR IS IT? (LAUGHTER) OKAY. PENCE IN HIS SPEECH WASTED NO TIME PRAISING DONALD.>>HE’S A MAN KNOWN FOR A LARGE PERSONALITY, A COLORFUL STYLE AND LOTS OF CHARISMA. AND SO I GUESS HE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME BALANCE […]

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