>>STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK. MY NEXT GUESTS WENT OUT TO THE DESERT AND RECORDED AN ALBUM TOGETHER. PLEASE WELCOME IGGY POP AND JOSHUA HOMME! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IGGY, JOSH, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. YOU HAVE BEEN PERFORMING AND FIRST RELEASED YOUR ALBUM IN ’69. JOSH PEOPLE KNOW YOU FROM THE QUEENS IN THE STONE AGE. (CHEERS […]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN HIP-HOP, A CIVIC LEADER, AND AN ACTIVIST. PLEASE WELCOME KILLER MIKE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KILLER MIKE THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU. MY WIFE PUT ME ON A DIET, I LOST FOUR POUNDS AND NOW I CAN’T KEEP MY PANTS UP.>>Stephen: […]
WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, YEAH, YOU CAN TELL, MAN. IT IS FRIDAY.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME. AND IT’S BEEN A HELL OF A FEW DAYS. YEARS FROM NOW, WE’LL LOOK BACK ON THIS WEEK AND […]
>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE BACK. WE’RE HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED JIM GAFFIGAN. I WAS ASKING ABOUT THE MUSTACHE.>>YES.>>Stephen: YOU’RE DOING THIS FOR “FARGO.”>>YES.>>Stephen: AND SOME PEOPLE– EVERYBODY LOVES YOUR COMEDY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU’VE ALSO DONE SOME DRAMATIC ACTING.>>YES. I MEAN, IT’S WEIRD. I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT I’M AN […]
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW”! I AM YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE BACK. FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE WITH THESE GREAT PEOPLE. I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY. WAY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. NEW ZEALAND. OUT OF THE HEMISPHERE– BOTH OF THEM. I HAVE BEEN AS FAR […]
MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS AN N.B.A. LEGEND AND A TRUE SPORTS ICON. HE’S AN 11-TIME ALL-STAR, FOUR- TIME SCORING CHAMPION, N.B.A. M.V.P., AND WAS JUST INDUCTED INTO THE BASKETBALL HALL OF FAME. PLEASE WELCOME ALLEN IVERSON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪>>Stephen: COME ON UP. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANKS FOR BEING […]
