Lie Witness News – Canada is America’s 51st State

JIMMY KIMMEL: The NBA Finals. This is the first ever final between the US and Canada, which, of course, is fun. But I want to point something out that’s been bothering me. And it’s the Raptors team slogan. Have you heard it? We the North. You see it everywhere. And besides it being bothersome from […]

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High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

AS YOU KNOW, WE DO OUR SHOW HERE IN LOS ANGELES, WHERE MARIJUANA IS LEGAL FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES. AND YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO ONE OF THESE SHOPS YOU KNOW THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT PRODUCTS OUT THERE. SMOKEABLES, EDIBLES, VAPE PENS, PATCHES, YOU NAME IT THEY MAKE IT. SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE […]

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Lie Witness News – North Korea Edition

Lie Witness News – North Korea Edition

PREFERENCE. GOOD TIMES. ALWAYS SOMETHING GOOD GOING ON. BACK TO NORTH KOREA. YOU KNOW, THE PRESIDENT, THIS NORTH KOREA TRIP, HE IS VERY EAGER TO MAKE A DEAL WITH KIM JONG UN, AND WE DECIDED TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH THAT. WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET TODAY AND ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY THOUGHT ABOUT […]

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