Iggy Pop & Josh Homme Announce Their Album ‘Post Pop Depression’

Iggy Pop & Josh Homme Announce Their Album ‘Post Pop Depression’

>>STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK. MY NEXT GUESTS WENT OUT TO THE DESERT AND RECORDED AN ALBUM TOGETHER. PLEASE WELCOME IGGY POP AND JOSHUA HOMME! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IGGY, JOSH, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. YOU HAVE BEEN PERFORMING AND FIRST RELEASED YOUR ALBUM IN ’69. JOSH PEOPLE KNOW YOU FROM THE QUEENS IN THE STONE AGE. (CHEERS […]

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Killer Mike Educates Stephen Colbert

Killer Mike Educates Stephen Colbert

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN HIP-HOP, A CIVIC LEADER, AND AN ACTIVIST. PLEASE WELCOME KILLER MIKE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KILLER MIKE THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU. MY WIFE PUT ME ON A DIET, I LOST FOUR POUNDS AND NOW I CAN’T KEEP MY PANTS UP.>>Stephen: […]

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Memorable Monologue: Advancements in Television

– SO LAST NIGHT, I WAS WATCHING TV. IT WASN’T TURNED ON. I WAS JUST STARING AT IT. ‘CAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW TVs HAVE CHANGED SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID. I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THIS, BUT WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, THE TV, WHEN YOU WERE […]

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‘Lassie’ Returns To Television As The Top Dog In The Russia Investigation

‘Lassie’ Returns To Television As The Top Dog In The Russia Investigation

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Jim Gaffigan Is One Of Television’s Finest Actors

Jim Gaffigan Is One Of Television’s Finest Actors

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE BACK. WE’RE HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED JIM GAFFIGAN. I WAS ASKING ABOUT THE MUSTACHE.>>YES.>>Stephen: YOU’RE DOING THIS FOR “FARGO.”>>YES.>>Stephen: AND SOME PEOPLE– EVERYBODY LOVES YOUR COMEDY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU’VE ALSO DONE SOME DRAMATIC ACTING.>>YES. I MEAN, IT’S WEIRD. I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT I’M AN […]

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Mike Tyson ‘Hangover’ Stories w/ Bradley Cooper & Todd Phillips

Mike Tyson ‘Hangover’ Stories w/ Bradley Cooper & Todd Phillips

YOU’VE WORKED WITH A LOT OF INTIMIDATING PEOPLE. MIKE TYSON IN THE “HANGOVER.” WHAT’S IT LIKE DIRECTING MIKE TYSON?>>IT’S FUNNY. MIKE IS REALLY A FUNNY GUY AND REALLY, LIKE, DOWN FOR ANYTHING. WE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN HE SHOWED UP ON THE FIRST “HANGOVER.” AND I REMEMBER ONE SCENE IN PARTICULAR WHERE HE […]

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The Invention of Television

The Invention of Television

– BY THE WAY, HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO TO YOU. [cheers and applause] THAT’S AN IMPORTANT HOLIDAY IF YOU WANT TO CELEBRATE MEXICAN HERITAGE OR IF YOU JUST LIKE TO DRINK ON A MONDAY. [laughter and cheers] YOU RESPONDED TO THE SECOND HALF MORE SO THAN THE FIRST HALF. I DON’T KNOW WHY. YOU CAN […]

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Allen Iverson: I Truly Wanted to Be Like Mike

Allen Iverson: I Truly Wanted to Be Like Mike

MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS AN N.B.A. LEGEND AND A TRUE SPORTS ICON. HE’S AN 11-TIME ALL-STAR, FOUR- TIME SCORING CHAMPION, N.B.A. M.V.P., AND WAS JUST INDUCTED INTO THE BASKETBALL HALL OF FAME. PLEASE WELCOME ALLEN IVERSON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪>>Stephen: COME ON UP. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANKS FOR BEING […]

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Who Is Mike Pence Again?

Who Is Mike Pence Again?

>>Stephen: BUT OF COURSE TONIGHT WAS REALLY ALL ABOUT VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MIKE PENCE. (LAUGHTER) WHAT YEAR IS IT? (LAUGHTER) OKAY. PENCE IN HIS SPEECH WASTED NO TIME PRAISING DONALD.>>HE’S A MAN KNOWN FOR A LARGE PERSONALITY, A COLORFUL STYLE AND LOTS OF CHARISMA. AND SO I GUESS HE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME BALANCE […]

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Naked Television

Naked Television

– DON’T YOU LOVE TELEVISION? IT’S A WONDERFUL INVENTION. I WATCHED A LOT OF TELEVISION OVER THE SUMMER, AND HERE’S WHAT I NOTICED ABOUT TELEVISION. IT’S CHANGED A LOT OVER THE YEARS. BECAUSE I WAS A KID, I WAS WATCHING, LIKE, “I LOVE LUCY.” DID YOU WATCH THAT SHOW? [cheers and applause] LUCY AND DESI […]

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