Hillary Clinton Is On a Media Tour

Hillary Clinton Is On a Media Tour

LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. THIS MORNING DONALD TRUMP TWEETED URGING CONGRESS TO PASS HIS TACK REFORM PLAN. HERE’S WHAT HE WROTE. HE WROTE WITH IRMA AN HALF VEE DEVASTATION TAX CUTS AND TAX REFORM IS NEEDED MORE THAN EVER BEFORE, GO, CONGRESS, GO SLM, GO, CONGRESS– THEY ARE SENATORS, NOT FORREST GUMP. IN ANOTHER […]

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Ellen Has a Big iPhone Announcement

Ellen Has a Big iPhone Announcement

I have a huge announcement to make. [SCREAMING AND CLAPPING] Are you ready? You ready? Yes! Yesterday, Apple made a huge announcement. That’s my announcement. [LAUGHING] It just seemed like everybody was so excited about their announcement, so I thought if I also said I have a huge, I would get the same kind of, […]

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Stephen Took Out A Billboard For Trump’s ‘Dishonest Media Awards’

Stephen Took Out A Billboard For Trump’s ‘Dishonest Media Awards’

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Stephen Fixed CNN’s ‘Apple’ Ad

Stephen Fixed CNN’s ‘Apple’ Ad

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Social Media Shaming Has Gone too Far

Social Media Shaming Has Gone too Far

CHEESIER, NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT OCCURRED TO USK IT SEEMS LIKE THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF SHAMING HAPPENING RECENTLY ON SOCIAL MEDIA, RIGHT. AND WE’RE NOT SURE ABOUT IT LIKE TAKE THE CASE OF A COLUME NIS FOR THE “BOSTON GLOBE” WHO SNAPPED A PICTURE OF A WOMAN WHOSE PONY TAIL WAS DANGLING […]

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James Corden’s Parents Invade Super Bowl 50 Media Day

James Corden’s Parents Invade Super Bowl 50 Media Day

>>HERE WE ARE AT THE OPENING NIGHT OF SUPER BOWL 50, IT’S MANIC, IT’S CHAOS, CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.>>ABSOLUTELY, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.>>HERE THEY COME DOWN THE STEPS AND DON’T THEY LOOK RESPLENDENT? HIGH FIVE! HIGH FIVE!>>ONE FOR ME TOO.>>COOL SHADES, COOL SHAITS, OH WHAT A HAT! COME ON. OH THERE THERE, THAT’S JAMES ISN’T IT?>>THAT’S IT […]

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Jim Parsons Is Trying To Absorb Liberal And Conservative Media

Jim Parsons Is Trying To Absorb Liberal And Conservative Media

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.>>FROM “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” PLEASE WELCOME JIM PARSONS.>>Stephen: WHEN YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST SHOW IN THE WORLD, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS. EVERYBODY STANDS IN WHEN YOU COME ON.>>SO YOU WEREN’T FIRED.>>Stephen: NO, I WASN’T, I WASN’T. UNLESS YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON’T.>>NO, ALTHOUGH WE BOTH WORK FOR THE SAME NETWORK, BUT NO ONE […]

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Stephen Tries Out CNN’s Virtual Reality Debate

Stephen Tries Out CNN’s Virtual Reality Debate

LIKE MY FELLOW MILLENNIALS– ( LAUGHTER ) AND I BELIEVE I AM A MILLENNIAL BECAUSE I AM LESS THAN A THOUSAND YEARS OLD– I’M A TECHNOLOGY GEEG. I DRIVE A TESLA, OWN AN APPLE WATCH, I SHAVE WITH FIVE BLADES– FIRST BLADE LIFTS, SECOND BLADE CUTS, THE OTHER THREE BLADES TWEET MY SHAVING STATS. GOT […]

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Stephen Miller Got Escorted Out Of CNN

Stephen Miller Got Escorted Out Of CNN

THAT “FIRE AND FURY” BOOK THAT MICHAEL WOLFF — HE’LL BE OUT HERE IN A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT THAT — THAT BOOK REALLY GOT UNDER THE PRESIDENT’S SKIN BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT THING IS FAKE MEDIA, AND THE WHITE HOUSE HAS HAD A TOUGH WEEK DEALING WITH THE ALLEGATIONS IN THAT BOOK. THIS WEEK […]

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Jon Stewart To The Media: It’s Time To Get Your Groove Back

Jon Stewart To The Media: It’s Time To Get Your Groove Back

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪>>Stephen: HEY! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! SAY HI TO JON BATISTE AND “STAY HUMAN”! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) COME ON! YOU KNOW, FOLKS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A LITTLE EARLIER IN THE SHOW, STANDING OVER THERE, I WAS TALKING TO YOU ABOUT DONALD TRUMP’S HOSTILE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MEDIA. IT HIT […]

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