Killer Mike Educates Stephen Colbert

Killer Mike Educates Stephen Colbert

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN HIP-HOP, A CIVIC LEADER, AND AN ACTIVIST. PLEASE WELCOME KILLER MIKE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KILLER MIKE THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU. MY WIFE PUT ME ON A DIET, I LOST FOUR POUNDS AND NOW I CAN’T KEEP MY PANTS UP.>>Stephen: […]

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‘Lassie’ Returns To Television As The Top Dog In The Russia Investigation

‘Lassie’ Returns To Television As The Top Dog In The Russia Investigation

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Jim Gaffigan Is One Of Television’s Finest Actors

Jim Gaffigan Is One Of Television’s Finest Actors

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE BACK. WE’RE HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED JIM GAFFIGAN. I WAS ASKING ABOUT THE MUSTACHE.>>YES.>>Stephen: YOU’RE DOING THIS FOR “FARGO.”>>YES.>>Stephen: AND SOME PEOPLE– EVERYBODY LOVES YOUR COMEDY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU’VE ALSO DONE SOME DRAMATIC ACTING.>>YES. I MEAN, IT’S WEIRD. I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT I’M AN […]

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Allen Iverson: I Truly Wanted to Be Like Mike

Allen Iverson: I Truly Wanted to Be Like Mike

MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS AN N.B.A. LEGEND AND A TRUE SPORTS ICON. HE’S AN 11-TIME ALL-STAR, FOUR- TIME SCORING CHAMPION, N.B.A. M.V.P., AND WAS JUST INDUCTED INTO THE BASKETBALL HALL OF FAME. PLEASE WELCOME ALLEN IVERSON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪>>Stephen: COME ON UP. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANKS FOR BEING […]

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Who Is Mike Pence Again?

Who Is Mike Pence Again?

>>Stephen: BUT OF COURSE TONIGHT WAS REALLY ALL ABOUT VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MIKE PENCE. (LAUGHTER) WHAT YEAR IS IT? (LAUGHTER) OKAY. PENCE IN HIS SPEECH WASTED NO TIME PRAISING DONALD.>>HE’S A MAN KNOWN FOR A LARGE PERSONALITY, A COLORFUL STYLE AND LOTS OF CHARISMA. AND SO I GUESS HE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME BALANCE […]

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Stephen Took Out A Billboard For Trump’s ‘Dishonest Media Awards’

Stephen Took Out A Billboard For Trump’s ‘Dishonest Media Awards’

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Stephen Fixed CNN’s ‘Apple’ Ad

Stephen Fixed CNN’s ‘Apple’ Ad

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Jim Parsons Is Trying To Absorb Liberal And Conservative Media

Jim Parsons Is Trying To Absorb Liberal And Conservative Media

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.>>FROM “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” PLEASE WELCOME JIM PARSONS.>>Stephen: WHEN YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST SHOW IN THE WORLD, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS. EVERYBODY STANDS IN WHEN YOU COME ON.>>SO YOU WEREN’T FIRED.>>Stephen: NO, I WASN’T, I WASN’T. UNLESS YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON’T.>>NO, ALTHOUGH WE BOTH WORK FOR THE SAME NETWORK, BUT NO ONE […]

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Stephen Tries Out CNN’s Virtual Reality Debate

Stephen Tries Out CNN’s Virtual Reality Debate

LIKE MY FELLOW MILLENNIALS– ( LAUGHTER ) AND I BELIEVE I AM A MILLENNIAL BECAUSE I AM LESS THAN A THOUSAND YEARS OLD– I’M A TECHNOLOGY GEEG. I DRIVE A TESLA, OWN AN APPLE WATCH, I SHAVE WITH FIVE BLADES– FIRST BLADE LIFTS, SECOND BLADE CUTS, THE OTHER THREE BLADES TWEET MY SHAVING STATS. GOT […]

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Stephen Miller Got Escorted Out Of CNN

Stephen Miller Got Escorted Out Of CNN

THAT “FIRE AND FURY” BOOK THAT MICHAEL WOLFF — HE’LL BE OUT HERE IN A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT THAT — THAT BOOK REALLY GOT UNDER THE PRESIDENT’S SKIN BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT THING IS FAKE MEDIA, AND THE WHITE HOUSE HAS HAD A TOUGH WEEK DEALING WITH THE ALLEGATIONS IN THAT BOOK. THIS WEEK […]

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