Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement

Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW”! I AM YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE BACK. FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE WITH THESE GREAT PEOPLE. I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY. WAY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. NEW ZEALAND. OUT OF THE HEMISPHERE– BOTH OF THEM. I HAVE BEEN AS FAR […]

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Allen Iverson: I Truly Wanted to Be Like Mike

Allen Iverson: I Truly Wanted to Be Like Mike

MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS AN N.B.A. LEGEND AND A TRUE SPORTS ICON. HE’S AN 11-TIME ALL-STAR, FOUR- TIME SCORING CHAMPION, N.B.A. M.V.P., AND WAS JUST INDUCTED INTO THE BASKETBALL HALL OF FAME. PLEASE WELCOME ALLEN IVERSON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪>>Stephen: COME ON UP. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANKS FOR BEING […]

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Who Is Mike Pence Again?

Who Is Mike Pence Again?

>>Stephen: BUT OF COURSE TONIGHT WAS REALLY ALL ABOUT VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MIKE PENCE. (LAUGHTER) WHAT YEAR IS IT? (LAUGHTER) OKAY. PENCE IN HIS SPEECH WASTED NO TIME PRAISING DONALD.>>HE’S A MAN KNOWN FOR A LARGE PERSONALITY, A COLORFUL STYLE AND LOTS OF CHARISMA. AND SO I GUESS HE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME BALANCE […]

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Speaker Nancy Pelosi: I Don’t Hate Anybody

Speaker Nancy Pelosi: I Don’t Hate Anybody

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT IS SUCH A GOOD THURSDAY CROWD, I WISH THEY COULD STICK AROUND AND BE THE FRIDAY CROWD. YOU’RE AMAZING. NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN THOUGH. ANYWAY — >>Jon: YEAH.>>Stephen: WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR SHOWS STEPHEN COLBERT. THERE IS — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU FEEL […]

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Mike Pence Isn’t A Lock For The 2020 Ticket

Mike Pence Isn’t A Lock For The 2020 Ticket

>>Stephen: WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. IT’S FRIDAY! HEEEEEYYY!!! GET IN HERE! IT’S BEEN A HARD WEEK FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP. A LOT OF BAD NEWS. HE LEARNED SOME MORE STUFF ABOUT HOW HIS BUDDIES MICHAEL COHEN AND MIKE FLYNN ARE WORKING WITH MUELLER. AND NOW HE MIGHT LOSE HIS LAST […]

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