Stephen Tries Out CNN’s Virtual Reality Debate

Stephen Tries Out CNN’s Virtual Reality Debate

LIKE MY FELLOW MILLENNIALS– ( LAUGHTER ) AND I BELIEVE I AM A MILLENNIAL BECAUSE I AM LESS THAN A THOUSAND YEARS OLD– I’M A TECHNOLOGY GEEG. I DRIVE A TESLA, OWN AN APPLE WATCH, I SHAVE WITH FIVE BLADES– FIRST BLADE LIFTS, SECOND BLADE CUTS, THE OTHER THREE BLADES TWEET MY SHAVING STATS. GOT […]

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Biden’s Eye Bleeds During CNN Town Hall

Biden’s Eye Bleeds During CNN Town Hall

-Earlier tonight, the NFL season kicked off with the Green Bay Packers taking on the Chicago bears. Everybody was excited. Now we get to watch football, and, more importantly, we get to drink in the middle of the week! Yes! [ Cheers and applause ] That’s right — tonight was the big Packers-Bears game. Both […]

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John Cleese On How They Sold Monty Python To The BBC

John Cleese On How They Sold Monty Python To The BBC

MY NEXT GUEST IS A COMEDY LEGEND. PLEASE WELCOME THE MYTHICAL JOHN CLEESE. NOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE BUILDING PRETTY EXCITED YOU’RE HERE. OBVIOUSLY A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE EXCITED YOU’RE HERE. YOU WERE ONE OF THE COFOUNDERS OF THE GREAT MONTY PYTHON. OBVIOUSLY, YOU CREATED ONE OF THE GREATEST SITCOMS […]

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Priyanka Chopra Jonas on Taking Nick Jonas’ Name and Married Life as “Prick”

Priyanka Chopra Jonas on Taking Nick Jonas’ Name and Married Life as “Prick”

-Thank you. You look gorgeous. -Oh, thank you. -We have to talk about so many things. -Yes, so much happened since the last time I saw you, right? -Yeah, it did. Well, I mean, you got married. -I did. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -We love — We love Nick Jonas. It was the […]

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Slow Jam the News with Senator Kamala Harris

-Last week was the third Democratic debate, where 10 presidential hopefuls went head-to-head. You know, I was actually going to make a joke about this story, but I don’t think it needs a joke. I think it needs to be slow jammed. You know what I’m talking about, Tariq? -Yeah, Jimmy. I think you’re saying […]

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Slow Jam the News with President Obama

Slow Jam the News with President Obama

President Obama still has eight months left in office before his second term is up. Naturally, this is a time to look back on all he’s accomplished over the past eight years. You know, I was going to make a joke about this, but I — [ Laughter ] I don’t think it needs a […]

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Tech Companies Are Hit Hard by Trump’s US-China Trade War

Tech Companies Are Hit Hard by Trump’s US-China Trade War

-We’ve got a fun show tonight. Dakota Johnson is my guest tonight! [ Cheers and applause ] Jon Lovitz is stopping by! I love Jon Lovitz! And Post Malone is here! [ Cheers and applause ] Actually, in honor of Post Malone, everyone in tonight’s audience is going home with a face tattoo. There you […]

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Slow Jam the News with Mayor Pete Buttigieg

Slow Jam the News with Mayor Pete Buttigieg

-Indiana mayor Pete Buttigieg is continuing to gain support in the Democratic primary. I was going to make a joke about this. But I don’t think it needs a joke. I think it needs to be slow-jammed. You know what I’m talking about, Tariq? -Yeah, Jimmy, I think you’re saying you want to slow-jam this […]

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