Mike Birbiglia Got Dissed by a Barista He Tried to Give Free Broadway Tickets To

-I always enjoy seeing you. We — We — You remember, I brought my daughter here when she was, I think, six months old. She was — -Uberbaby, yeah. -A teeny, teeny baby. And now she’s three and a half years old. -Is she three and a half? -And your kids are four and five, […]

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Idris Elba Shows Off His “Quiet Storm” Radio DJ Voice

Idris Elba Shows Off His “Quiet Storm” Radio DJ Voice

-I have to comment on your shoes. Man! What are these jams? -Some Gucci loafers. Yeah! You’re pulling it off. You’re pulling it off, baby. Pretty good. -Really, just literally two minutes ago, I was putting cream on my ankles ’cause they were really ashy, so I’m glad I did that. -Yeah, exactly. I didn’t […]

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Social Media Shaming Has Gone too Far

Social Media Shaming Has Gone too Far

CHEESIER, NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT OCCURRED TO USK IT SEEMS LIKE THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF SHAMING HAPPENING RECENTLY ON SOCIAL MEDIA, RIGHT. AND WE’RE NOT SURE ABOUT IT LIKE TAKE THE CASE OF A COLUME NIS FOR THE “BOSTON GLOBE” WHO SNAPPED A PICTURE OF A WOMAN WHOSE PONY TAIL WAS DANGLING […]

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James Corden’s Parents Invade Super Bowl 50 Media Day

James Corden’s Parents Invade Super Bowl 50 Media Day

>>HERE WE ARE AT THE OPENING NIGHT OF SUPER BOWL 50, IT’S MANIC, IT’S CHAOS, CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.>>ABSOLUTELY, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.>>HERE THEY COME DOWN THE STEPS AND DON’T THEY LOOK RESPLENDENT? HIGH FIVE! HIGH FIVE!>>ONE FOR ME TOO.>>COOL SHADES, COOL SHAITS, OH WHAT A HAT! COME ON. OH THERE THERE, THAT’S JAMES ISN’T IT?>>THAT’S IT […]

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Donald Trump Talks Media Coverage, Polls and His Vocal Transformation

Donald Trump Talks Media Coverage, Polls and His Vocal Transformation

-Donald, this is getting real. This is — -Yeah, it’s getting real. I agree. -You still have time. Do you still want to do this? I mean, there’s time. -We’re doing well. It’s been really a lot of fun, and it’s an amazing movement all over the country. It’s been incredible, so, no, it’s been […]

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Stephen Tries Out CNN’s Virtual Reality Debate

Stephen Tries Out CNN’s Virtual Reality Debate

LIKE MY FELLOW MILLENNIALS– ( LAUGHTER ) AND I BELIEVE I AM A MILLENNIAL BECAUSE I AM LESS THAN A THOUSAND YEARS OLD– I’M A TECHNOLOGY GEEG. I DRIVE A TESLA, OWN AN APPLE WATCH, I SHAVE WITH FIVE BLADES– FIRST BLADE LIFTS, SECOND BLADE CUTS, THE OTHER THREE BLADES TWEET MY SHAVING STATS. GOT […]

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Biden’s Eye Bleeds During CNN Town Hall

Biden’s Eye Bleeds During CNN Town Hall

-Earlier tonight, the NFL season kicked off with the Green Bay Packers taking on the Chicago bears. Everybody was excited. Now we get to watch football, and, more importantly, we get to drink in the middle of the week! Yes! [ Cheers and applause ] That’s right — tonight was the big Packers-Bears game. Both […]

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John Cleese On How They Sold Monty Python To The BBC

John Cleese On How They Sold Monty Python To The BBC

MY NEXT GUEST IS A COMEDY LEGEND. PLEASE WELCOME THE MYTHICAL JOHN CLEESE. NOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE BUILDING PRETTY EXCITED YOU’RE HERE. OBVIOUSLY A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE EXCITED YOU’RE HERE. YOU WERE ONE OF THE COFOUNDERS OF THE GREAT MONTY PYTHON. OBVIOUSLY, YOU CREATED ONE OF THE GREATEST SITCOMS […]

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Priyanka Chopra Jonas on Taking Nick Jonas’ Name and Married Life as “Prick”

Priyanka Chopra Jonas on Taking Nick Jonas’ Name and Married Life as “Prick”

-Thank you. You look gorgeous. -Oh, thank you. -We have to talk about so many things. -Yes, so much happened since the last time I saw you, right? -Yeah, it did. Well, I mean, you got married. -I did. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -We love — We love Nick Jonas. It was the […]

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Slow Jam the News with Senator Kamala Harris

-Last week was the third Democratic debate, where 10 presidential hopefuls went head-to-head. You know, I was actually going to make a joke about this story, but I don’t think it needs a joke. I think it needs to be slow jammed. You know what I’m talking about, Tariq? -Yeah, Jimmy. I think you’re saying […]

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