The DOTA 2 Reporter: Season 1 [All Episodes]

The DOTA 2 Reporter: Season 1 [All Episodes]


welcome to our first daughter to report
today were hanging out on the radiance sightseeing with the diverse is all
about with me to help us learn today is an
teenage hello so are you called the anti mage I don’t like magic and why is that
it all started long ago this year card the battle the battle has begun take me
through this what are we trying to do our goal is to destroy the diet each and
we will do so by sending are melee and ranged forces sounds like a good player
for frontal assault with your army of creeps well actually we’re going to send at the exact same time they send their
there you’re just going to have to accept this
and move on now we want to kill creeps delivering the killing blow in order to
gain goal give it a try barry nights now rinse and repeat oh right we’ve got our bell tea bottler
items were ready to go nowhere lol party this is a team game I’ve decided I want to far more you take
this town portal scroll and go help the bottom lane yes thanks I’ll use this
piece of paper to get over to the bottom lane what makes him think this is going to
help the grand Magus magic paper please take me as far away from here is you can
now now now now now there now you’ll come this way we have another
nice little clearing here to check out there is a lot of space to stand I would
really recommend staying here I think it would be a good idea it is a nice
neighborhood with good schools and there will be no surprise visits
from anyone trying to kill you for your goal dark requested is done thank you you did
understand this needed to be to a new report with me today is the one
and only you mir the Tasca yippies it is Mr tusk what
brings you to these defending these agents this is a terrible barrier should
no longer make your five hundred goal we accepted to Weezer turned into a giant
snowball beating everybody into TV delivery and
more Cooper tejan so how do you think the competition has been so far our
Christian see that coming jus wanna go meet dazzle a mighty support healer we see dazzle placing an observer bored
as a good support should very good here we see dazzled 29 creeks support should
doesn’t look dazzle your ward spotted a double damage room in the river your
middle name buddy Pudge may want to bottle it then again your teammate may
screw this up you better take it just to be sure is now in the hands of a moron
to help your team as a good support should you’re gonna need to build items
in order to help your team that are just some last year as any good support would
not look joined the fray and helped her team if any health is low a good support would perform until
security to ensure that it does pass on to your team may not know it but they’re
only going to win because of you disregard any requests by a flying
career as that would interrupt her farm looks like you’re heading toward a
window with your health will support your team will achieve victory hello and welcome to a new dota 2 report
I decided I’m probably not suited for combat so I’m gonna try meaning one of
the shop’s customer got this recipe so ring looks like you got any of those
sure do it looks like you don’t have any space inventory just so how does that
get turned into sure what about the instruction manual look up small you are welcome to anecdote to report it
slightly hectic right now as one of the towers is under attack let’s see what happens as the team tries
to defend it wow to report the team is refreshed and
ready to go for this game I’m going to try to be the career that makes room for
riddick boy already today that I change Today
Show so let me get the kids that way I can
straight up by a part of life best I’ve read it in this guide yeah yeah yeah jury returned my team and children are
you going to be hard Windrunner you’re going down and then come help us bring
her to just I’m on my way she’s nice to you did it come thru 800 we did it thank you so much for this stuff of
wizardry so how’s this thing going but it could be worse my opponents here’s the bottle you ordered so how’s
this going we’ll see I looked at the beer actually guys I know here and he should have
called missing but he really feels bad about it and I know if you give back in
some friendly advice and will let him know he should have done everyone to
improve here guys in order to win to make some changes have you guys ever
seen you know good people play do what they did if we’re going to win this game I’m
going to need more golden this year thank you very much about that I’ll show you all the reason your sorry ass hole with
this game watch as he protects I god damn homie should this amazing piece of
machinery doesn’t need anyone to question himself as if to say everyone
ship has unlimited supply of Dr rocks will not be stopped treat bags itself useful and more ways
that you can pick us do you want to last hit this kind of alt possible are you
angry yes I want to destroy that pesky tower going because now you know how
much more valuable accountable to us well I was a top tower has fallen how’s
that cold case I believe it you do it right protection ok has been denied hello and welcome to a new report
unfortunately today I have to break some bad news to prove it yes sorry to have to tell you this but
it looks as though you’ve been removed completely from DotA 2 yeah you’re done
you’re not in the game anymore you’re boring and your skill set is bland just
get out of here no one likes you uninstall also sober up prepared to be vanquished Dyess gathered
my eye I have farming bombed baseless boy I thought you would like to
see more I have mastered the ancient art ok no prob so how did you paid the who who did you
pay unique items in the smoke of deceit right here lovely thank you this way over there okay no scared I got to try to push report the lanes are all pushed to the
team has decided it would be an opportune time to challenge the Mighty
Boosh on in your dreams across the work no everyone a lot of time range and stupid but I
have come to learn that there are two things that I know to be absolutely true
one is that this is a team game to everyone is an idiot so I hope this
works one shot you would need to perform your
individual combat each of us will die I have complete faith 22 everybody I know how this turns out I just doing
whatever you’re doing this whole time I would recommend I just yet but seriously their numbers I you’re just going to
have to accept

100 thoughts on “The DOTA 2 Reporter: Season 1 [All Episodes]

  1. Illusion rubick: am the grrrand magusReal rubick: I am the gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrand magus

  2. from what i can tell their mmr are, antimage is 4-5k, rubick is 5k, enigma is 3.8k, pudge is 3k, and dazzle is 1k

  3. Озвучка лучше, чем русская. Даже плохо знаю английский, смотрю на нём

  4. IF THERE ISNT A MERCH STORE WITH A SHIRT THAT SAYS YOURE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO ACCEPT THIS AND MOVE ON. THEN THATS MONEY LOST

  5. Man i remember the good old times when this was like THE shit to watch. So fun to return and watch it again 😀

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