Trump Wants Fox News To Learn From North Korea’s State TV

Trump Wants Fox News To Learn From North Korea’s State TV


>>Stephen: HEY! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND
STAY HUMAN, EVERYBODY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU KNOW, ON FRIDAY, DONALD TRUMP WAS WATCHING “FOX &
FRIENDS” WHEN HE NOTICED THEY WERE DOING A LIVE SHOT ON THE
WHITE HOUSE LAWN, SO HE TWEETED, “WOW, THE HIGHEST RATED– BY
FAR– MORNING SHOW, AT-‘FOX & FRIENDS,’ IS ON THE FRONT LAWN
OF THE WHITE HOUSE. MAYBE I’LL HAVE TO TAKE AN
UNANNOUNCED TRIP DOWN TO SEE THEM?”
IT’S NOT UNANNOUNCED IF YOU ANNOUNCE IT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
“MELANIA, YOUR SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY IS TOMORROW AT 8:00 P.M. CAN YOU BOOK A CATERER, THAT
WOULD REALLY HELP ME OUT, I’M NOT GOING TO BE THERE.” ( LAUGHTER )
SO HE SHAMBLED OUTSIDE TO TALK TO THE CHIEF FOX FRIEND, WHO
ASKED HIM THE KIND OF HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS YOU’VE
COME TO EXPECT, SUCH AS “DID YOU HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY?”
>>GET ANY GOOD PRESENTS?>>I GOT A LOT OF GOOD KISSES.>>WHO DID YOU GET KISSES FROM?>>FROM THE BEAUTIFUL WIFE WHO
IS REALLY DOING GREAT. SHE IS DOING GREAT.>>STEPHEN: NOTHING SAYS “MY
MARRIAGE IS NORMAL AND REAL” LIKE DESCRIBING IT AS IF YOU’RE
AN ALIEN WHO JUST LANDED ON EARTH. “I RECEIVED KISSES FROM THE
BEAUTIFUL WIFE. I REQUIRE MANGANESE TO LIVE. GIVE ME YOUR MANGANESE.” ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF ) BUT THE MAIN TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
WAS TRUMP’S BURGEONING BROMANCE WITH NORTH KOREA’S DICTATOR, KIM
JONG-UN. AND ONE THING TRUMP ADMIRES IS
KIM’S TOUGH H.R. POLICIES.>>JUST BEFORE YOU MET WITH HIM,
HE CLEANED HOUSE. THREE OF HIS TOP GENERALS, SOME
OF THE HARD-LINERS HE FIRED.>>I THINK HE FIRED AT LEAST,
OKAY, WHEN YOU SAY HE FIRED–>>THREE THAT WE KNOW OF.>>MAYBE FIRED AT LEAST, FIRED
MAY BE A NICE WORD.>>STEPHEN: YEAH, THAT MIGHT BE
A NICE WORD BECAUSE WHEN KIM FIRES SOMEONE, THE FIRST TWO
WORDS ARE: “READY… AIM…” ( LAUGHTER )
>>Jon: WOW.>>Stephen: AND WE JUST FOUND
OUT THAT KIM DIDN’T EVEN ASK US TO CANCEL OUR
WAR GAMES WITH SOUTH KOREA. BECAUSE TRUMP TWEETED: “HOLDING
BACK THE ‘WAR GAMES’ DURING THE NEGOTIATIONS WAS MY REQUEST
BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY EXPENSIVE AND SET A BAD LIGHT DURING A
GOOD FAITH NEGOTIATION. ALSO, QUITE PROVOCATIVE. WAIT, TRUMP BROUGHT UP STOPPING
THE WAR GAMES? WHAT KIND OF NEGOTIATION IS
THAT? THAT’S LIKE WALKING INTO AN OPEN
HOUSE AND TELLING THE AGENT, “I’M PAYING OVER THE ASKING
PRICE, AND IT HAD BETTER BE BUILT ON AN ANCIENT INDIAN
BURIAL GROUND.” “THOSE WALLS BETTER START
BLEEDING!” ( LAUGHTER )
BUT ALL THAT MATTERS TO TRUMP IS THAT KIM IS A STRONG LEADER.>>HE IS THE HEAD OF A COUNTRY
AND I MEAN HE IS THE STRONG HEAD. DON’T LET ANYONE THINK ANYTHING
DIFFERENT. HE SPEAKS AND HIS PEOPLE SIT UP
AT ATTENTION. I WANT MY PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>STEPHEN: TRUMP WANTS PEOPLE TO TREAT HIM LIKE A DICTATOR! “I WANT PEOPLE TO STAND UP
STRAIGHT, CLAP WHEN I WALK BY, THE FIRST PERSON TO STOP
CLAPPING IS FED TO DOGS, AND IF THOSE DOGS DON’T STAND UP AND
CLAP, THEY’RE FED TO CATS. OKAY? BUILD A STATUE OF ME, THEN BUILD
AN EVEN BIGGER STATUE OF ME DECIDING TO BUILD THE FIRST
STATUE. EVERYONE HAS TO GET MY HAIRCUT. GOOD LUCK FIGURING OUT WHAT IT
IS.” ( LAUGHTER )
“ALL RIGHT? THAT SIMPLE. I’M A SIMPLE MAN. I — I — I — I .” AND THAT’S NOT THE ONLY WAY
TRUMP’S JEALOUS OF KIM. AT THE SUMMIT, TRUMP POINTED OUT
THAT EVEN THE ADMINISTRATION-FRIENDLY “FOX
NEWS” WAS NOT AS LAVISH IN ITS PRAISE AS NORTH KOREA’S STATE
TV. AND YOU CAN SEE WHY TRUMP’S
JEALOUS. NORTH KOREAN NEWS BROADCASTS
STORIES LIKE KIM JONG-UN LEARNED TO DRIVE AT AGE THREE, AND HIS
FATHER KIM JONG-IL IN HIS FIRST ROUND OF GOLF SCORED 11
HOLES-IN-ONE. THAT’S RIGHT, 11 HOLES-IN-ONE ON
HIS FIRST TRY. NOT 18, THAT WOULD SOUND A
LITTLE FARFETCHED. NORTH KOREAN STATE MEDIA ALSO
CLAIMS KIM JONG-IL INVENTED THE HAMBURGER, WHICH HE CALLED THE
“DOUBLE BREAD WITH MEAT.” ( LAUGHTER )
SO NOW WE KNOW WHAT TRUMP AND KIM TALKED ABOUT IN THAT SECRET
MEETING. “WE WILL STOP THE WAR GAMES, IF
YOU TEACH ME YOUR ANCIENT CHEESEBURGER SECRETS.” ( LAUGHTER )
TRUMP ESPECIALLY ADMIRED NORTH KOREA’S STAR ANCHOR, RI CHUN
HEE, AFFECTIONATELY NICKNAMED “THE PINK LADY.” HE ENJOYED HER SO MUCH, HE SAID
THAT MAYBE SHE SHOULD GET A JOB ON U.S. TELEVISION. WELL, THEY’RE STILL LOOKING FOR
SOMEONE TO REPLACE ROSEANNE. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>Jon: OH! OH! THAT’S A GOOD THOUGHT!>>Stephen: A HIT SHOW, LOT OF
PEOPLE ARE OUT OF WORK. THINK OF THE KIDS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WELL, MAYBE “FOX NEWS” CAN’T LIVE UP TO NORTH KOREA’S STATE
TV, BUT OUR IN-HOUSE NEWS TEAM, “REAL NEWS TONIGHT” CAN. ♪
>>OH, PRAISE THE GLORIOUS TRUMP! I AM HIS HUMBLE RECEIVER VANITY
JILL NEWS LADY.>>AND I AM JIM ANCHORTON. T 3 YEARS OF AGE DONALD
TRUMP INVENTED THE SECRET RECIPE FOR KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.>>AND HE INVENTED THE CHICKEN. BIGLY NEWS, DONALD TRUMP
DEFEATED THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS TO WIN THE N.B.A. CHAMPIONSHIP.>>WON THE GAME WITH A SLIM DUNK
HOME RUN TOUCHDOWN.>>AND HE STOOD AT ATTENTION FOR
THE GLORIOUS ANTHEM! ♪
>>IT WAS HIS FIRST GAME OF BASKETBALL!>>NEXT. SHOULD ROBERT MUELLER BE FED
TO THE DOGS? THE ANSWER WILL SURPRISE YOU.>>IT IS YES. YES, IT IS! ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK…

100 thoughts on “Trump Wants Fox News To Learn From North Korea’s State TV

  1. Colbert is to comedy what AOC is to Economics. You wanna talk about state TV, see drive by media, Hollywood and just about every major university campus in America. What’s wrong Stevie, 99% of the market not enough to get your liberal agenda off the ground?

  2. "Fired" in Kim Jong Un is by anti aircraft gun. Trump admires evil, despotic, dictators….just what Trump wants to be.bits why he admires and sucks up to Putin.

  3. You don’t have people as president you nitwit. Again with his king complex.
    You work for us get it under your head rug.

  4. "i want my people to" …… wtf??… oh you mean the kool aid drinkers in the bible belt and in the back hills.. right on.. mix up the grape kool aid trump… almost 75% of the country are NOT your people so have fun with that one.

  5. Baby killing,God hating, man hating, truth hating pig people in America are not the world's leadership ?
    Hahahahahah losers in life and everything else? Hahahahahah liberals? Dead meat walking

  6. Sit up at attention. He really, really wants the power. Wouldn't that be NICE!
    I've heard too many remarks of Trump's longing for a dictator's powers and being president for life.
    AND don't say he was joking. Treason is not something to joke about.
    Are ICE and the Blackwater mercenaries the core for his National enforcement guard?

  7. Hey Trump I will stand….my ground and spit on yours! You love Kim so bad go live with him. Maybe he will fire you…ready aim>>>>>>

  8. Ok. , dictator Trump. You get what you want. We will stand up ! Then as dictators see their end , so will you ! All the people will cry out in happiness for their freedom from dictatorships !

  9. Please be watchful when a Narcissist (person with Narcissistic Personality Disorder/Sociopath/Jezebel Spirit Influenced Person) makes a statement that seems more contradictive (backwards) from what you would expect to be the case (truth) cuz a powerful trait of this disorder is called "projection" ….due to their inability to self-reflect & look within themselves (self-criticize) they project any bad/wrong-doings onto people around them !!!!
    In essence, they "TELL ON THEMSELVES" .. LOL, they are their own "Rats" cuz their Avenue out of the shame that dwells within them is to say "someone else is wrongly-doing what they have done, is doing or is planning to be doing in the near future" !!!!
    This is very helpful to those around him in understanding the confusing things they do ….they will also tell stories referring to "someone they know" doing something we view as unbelievable & this is usually in reality about themselves…its part of the test they administer on others to see where their boundaries lie for future reference on what they can "get away with in regards to that person"

    Everything is covert & if a Narcissist claimed "TRANSPARANCY" u can be certain it's part of a scheme in their dilutuonal "world" / mind they live within

    Beware cuz this disorder is malignant, covert, dark & intentions are ALWAYS "NOT AS THEY APPEAR" but usually opposite which is helpful in predicting the actions of the Narc

    So…. from this when Mr Trump says the DEMS want our Govt to dictate (when we are knowledgeable about the disorder) it's not far fetched to assume thiz is his testing to see if Americans would be open to him forcing the U.S. into him dictating
    Unfortunately whatever age his emotional injury occurred (usually a young child) is what we are dealing with here & he can not grasp the concept of what a democracy truly is, that there are checks & balances with Congress & the White House …he only hears I'm in charge & unfortunately there aren't other people in the world/mind of this disorder only props that help feed the insatiable need to fill the bottomless hole need for praise & admiration …the need can never be satisfied but there is a minute or two of euphoria for the Narcissisr & they chase that feeling like a drug addict chases the next "high"….. this is serious & dangerous & when I hear the media say Me Trump is Narcissistic & move on from that like this disorder is just a vain guy it terrifies me …..EDUCATE. EDUCATE. EDUCATE ALL AMERICANS ON NPD …its a devastating disorder & not just for the Narcissist but for every person's life that is touched by the Narc & in this case its on a massive scale …Lord please have mercy

    A Narcissist only understands & responds to ME ME ME like the young child does as his emotional growth stopped when the injury occurred

    This is the reason I urge to educate All Americans on this horrific damaging malignant disorder so all the leader of our country does will no longer seem like the twilight zone when it occurs vit be totally understood

    Our Country is in grave danger & I'm convinced the answer to saving it lies in "Knowing the Narcissist" & WHY & HOW they get what they want & fulfill their selfish needs
    BEFORE a situation similar to the Hitler Era can develop

    If we give Mr Mueller additional resources to speed is investigation twofold or heck ten-fold…. I'm convinced it would be well worth the expenditure cuz time is of the essence when a Malignant Narcissust has extreme power over anyone, especially a Nation, Lord intervene, I pray) ……With GodSpeed Mr Mueller

  10. I pray the person in this video making light of this disorder & joking bout it sees the danger in this …. we have given a destructive person with NPD Narcissistic Personality Disorder such power = grave danger …no laughing matter I promise …I've had Narcissists pass my path many times & I know them well

    Criticizing a Narc causes Narxisstic Rage which leads to backlash & covert malignant actions & devastating revenge at the hands of the Narcissist when the jokes on him

    KNOW THE NARCISSIST

    it's our way out of the mess we find yourself in under the lead of an Overt Malignant Narcissist (luckily this one is Overt & obviously Narcissistic; a Covert Narcissist is much harder to spot cuz they dont appear Narcissistic

    I urge all Americans to efucatecthemselves in this horrific disorder to know & understand our President & understand Why he does every single thing he does & HOW he will go about getting what he wants which is simply the euphoric feeling of grandiose & admiration but needs it like a drug addict needs his next euphoric high each minute of each day …the Narc will also get his "high" by any means as well like a drug addict will

    BEWARE ….&

    PLEASE PLEASE

    KNOW THE NARCISSIST (Narc)
    KNOW THE PRESIDENT

    GodSpeed Mr Mueller, please

  11. Enormous Envy is another trait of Narcissistic Personality Disorder NPD

    BEWARE all Narcissusr tell their future plans & I guarantee his mind us working on how he can make his lead a dictatorship …he is not joking …they usually HATE jokes, especially if a joke is in them, it evokes Narcissistic Rage in them

    KNOW THE NARCISSIST….
    KNOW THE PRESIDENT

    Educate all Ameticans on this disorder it's extremely destructive, malignant & dangerous !!!

    Yes he is a simple man if educated on his personality disorder …please please do

  12. Perhaps someone should have told him that in America, the president should sit up at attention for the People.

  13. ROTFLMAO! trump admires Kim Jong Un and his dictatorship. trump wishes the American people were as foolish as the North Korean people and worshipped him like they worship Kim, under threat of execution by anti aircraft gun. LMAO! The trump Administration = Tax Payer Subsidized Mental Illness!

  14. Trump's America is like Back to the Future 2 where Biff Tannen has turned to world to total shit. If only the idiot's who voted for him could go back & change their vote.

  15. Let's hope that trump would serve (as in: everyone is his slave) the 2nd term, abolish the two consecutive terms restriction for POTUS and become the president for life, eventually turn US to dictatorship. Heil Trump!!!

  16. Steven you are the funnest man on TV . Tears roll down my face every night not laughter anymore ……. it’s sad to be an American

  17. It figures that Trump would do something like this. Received kisses from his wife? Why would she. He is nothing more than constant cheater on his wife. Kim and trump, two fat men with a bad hair day. Trump wants to be a dictator!

  18. N. Korean treatment of prisoners, Christians and rheir own people is a very, very serious matter. Who said, honey better than vinegar, and Kissinger, himself, rightly so, talked about starting off with things both sides agree with. But, a little humor, like SNL, is occasionaly a rest from taking matters too practical seriously?

  19. Everyones knows the myth that all Asian men have small penises. Well.trumps got a little cheeto. Thats why Stormy Daniels su3d him. You gotta be a real POS in bed to have a. Whore sue you. 😆

  20. yeah, our President needs to be reminded EVERY SINGLE DAY that our country has been a free open democracy for hundreds of years. We are not a dictatorship !!

  21. This jerk is a dictator. Why can't his ignorant, foolish enablers see this? Trump is so bad for America and democracy. Hopefully the electors will do better in 2020. For the sake of this country, we need to rid America of Donald Trump.

  22. Stephen, you missed the biggest propaganda about Kim. People are taught from a very young age that Kim doesn't have an anus! They are told he has such control over his body he has no waste! Also, that he can read minds, so you better not even THINK bad thoughts of him. They will turn in their parents in a heartbeat, so they can't be corrected. That's why DT repeats lies over and over. Getting into the subconscious. Kinda like Bitchy DeVious is trying to do… get them young and you control the narrative and thereby, them. trumP's love/hero. :/ I just remembered there was a Twilight Zone episode like this! Feels like we're in the Twilight Zone sometimes!

  23. tRumpf lies about everything. tRumpf just wants to be a Dictator like Putin and his lover Kim. Kim claims to in one round of golf made 11 holes in one in one game. tRumpf and Kim are maid for each other. tRumpf claims to won 131 major golf terniments.

  24. I want my people to treat Trump the way the People of the American Colonies treated King George III.
    Or the way the Bolsheviks treated the Romanov Royal Family.

  25. Trump schmoozing Kim Jong Un is beyond a joke – it's just sick.

    I could not think of any justification for this.

  26. Trump actually said it.
    He wants to be an American dictator. America is a piece of shit with Trump at the helm.

  27. We feared that he was friendly with Putin because of collusion, turns out it was much worse, because he envies Putin

  28. Good to see Trump and the Fox News presenter laughing when they are trying to find a euphemism for having someone murdered. Very funny stuff! I'm sure there are a lot of journalists who find this absolutely hilarious. Time to cull the herd Rupert.

  29. Hey you – pretentious unethical selfish immoral lying cheating crooked corrupt loud mouth racist Trump propagandist- Sean Hannity – Do you think people in America forget easily and don’t see your opinionated -single-one sided biased reporting? What did you say when Obama suggested we negotiate with North Korea by speaking to Kim Jong Un? Dick head. We See You
    This lying cheating crooked propagandist seemingly traitorous corrupt racist illegitimate president leading a criminal enterprise administration backed by a complicit corrupt GOP republican Swamp will intentionally abuse the law- openly publicly and privately obstruct justice to protect each and every corrupt lying cheating crooked Trump criminal enterprise administration member like Kellyanne Conway. Any good ad/tele-communication marketing publicist will tell you positive negative good or bad- all publicity is great publicity. Multi news media corp love their bread and butter President don’t get sucked into his Them vs Us-Fox vs CNN campaign strategy. This border crisis was planned and instigated by Trump to get bills passed for a trumpian pay 💰 day
    My heart breaks to see a lying cheating crooked propagandist seemingly traitorous corrupt racist illegitimate president leading a criminal enterprise administration backed by a complicit corrupt GOP Republican Swamp destroy our democratic principles, I simply want these criminal weirdo clowns out of our White House because-We the people-every American citizen deserve much better than this Trumpian lot.

  30. Look at his Daughter this White privilege kid standing up there wit the Heads of Countries, people tell me what Dam Country She's the head of the One where all her people have no Brain's!! So i guess they'll call it(Numpskull's)A.R.U.S?Come on man,that's a real place .

  31. Once again people who watch Fox Polit Bureau TV are proven to be nothing but STHuuuuuPID racist.

    When they watch this side by side comparison they will see nothing wrong

  32. I wonder how the people of worlds first and greatest democracy drowning without any hesitations. The words he praises that “kim dont let any one to think different and people sit up in tension” and he would like that in America too. Thats not something funny. Its too dangerous thought against democracy. I am sure He will not spare any moment which he gets to execute that. Americans becoming world most inert people while the rest of the world moving forward. Americans just enjoying in the dreams about the past heroic stories of their ancestors and how they built this great country. But the truth is they are very thin line away from loosing all their freedom to the giant capitalists of wall street and people like dumb trump. Good luck.

  33. 1:01 – Don't you just love Steve Douchebag from Fox News. He has to be the 2nd most ass kisser in chief at Fox News, 2nd only to whiny Sean Hannity. Lick lick, slop slop, cringe fawn attitude to Trump is just fun and terrible to watch. Imagine Obama standing in front of him there and not Trump, we can guess the change in attitude.

  34. America are we all brain dead?? Trump wants us to have state TV and except him as a dictator not our president! We must revolt now before he puts us all in lock down!! Excessive? It would happen in a very short period of time!!

  35. trump is a criminal monster! He is the antichrist! wake up America! we have to get rid of that brain sucker asap! If we don't stand up now millions of people will die in the future because of him!

  36. Q SAID WE MUST PROTEST THESE ATTACKS ON OUR PRESIDENT BY IMPREGNATING OUR SISTERS AND LIGHTING OURSELVES ON FIRE 🔥

  37. The last time Trump called Fox news on Melania birthday Fox News was trying to get him off the line.
    Trump moved the war games towards Iran.

  38. Trumpets always long to be a dictator😡😡😡😡 he's a narcissistic psychopath 🤪he needs removing out of office before he 🤡ruins America totally.

  39. tRump is an insecure sorry a-hole he wants to be a dictator so bad. His idea of running a democracy is just like he runs his businesses, he has no clue. Damn dorktard.

  40. Cobert used to be a great comedian till he took money from the deep state turning him into mouth piece for the corporate controlled media. Now he is a washed up hack.

  41. Lol 1:04 is like kya aap aam khate hai 😂😂 So pathetic you copy paste your ideology from Germany and your propaganda from FOX News 😂😂😂😂😂

  42. HEY Stephen Colbert why does your name APPEARS on PEDOPHILE Epstein plane logs ?? please explain !! TRUMP 2020 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  43. LMAO!! Yes, he is a simple man alright……………with an IQ of 9. Isn't Fox a Government controlled network?

  44. Its amazing that Trump Supporters call themselves Patriots but they openly support a Racist want to be Dictator.

  45. I think they played with each other's pee pee. Like he does with Putin when they're alone together. He's turned on by other DICTATORS ! And they're all closet homosexuals. 🤣✌🏻🇺🇸

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